Well, Mr. Humphries, YOU wanted in the Kardashian Family. It's time you started behaving as one. - parissucksliterally

Runners-up:

Scott Peterson takes the Mr. May slot for the San Quentin Prison calendar. - Provolone

Not to be outdone by Blake Lively, Leo had a set of his own photos to leak. - Detective_LaToya

If an anus prolapses in the forest, and no one is around to hear it... - johnnysgirl

via Poorly Dressed

Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid