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Megan Fox and Voltron

skank — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:51:14 +0000

You might have noticed that I took the day off from She So Crazy yesterday. I was suffering from internet burnout, and needed to get out of the office. I went to the movies for a double feature of Ramona and Beezus and Salt. I liked them both.... Read more

Megan Fox is Midriffy

skank — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:47:12 +0000

Here’s Megan Fox walking around Studio City yesterday in a short tee that lets you stare directly at her navel until things go.. fuzzy and you mysteriously wake up naked, covered in tuna. You don’t remember owning a... Read more

Chonies In Church

skank — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 11:43:28 +0000

Usually when you see a hairless thing running around a church in nothing but a pair of chonies and socks, you don't expect it to be a 35-year-old grown man! But here's reformed prostitute Russell Brand popping his birthing hips and flashing his dime... Read more

Angelina Jolie Wore Red in Russia. Subtle.

skank — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:52:23 +0000

Here’s Angelina Jolie promoting Salt in Moscow yesterday, and considering these are all over the Internet, I’m mostly posting them to illustrate a point about anyone calling for a return to McCarthyism: You’d... Read more

Tom Cruise Almost Crashes on ‘Top Gear’

skank — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:50:23 +0000

Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz (who starred in the recently released "Knight and Day") appeared on "Top Gear" yesterday. Cruise completed the race course in record time, but not before nearly killing himself. Popular: 5 hours 49 minutes ago source:... Read more

Paris Hilton Has a Hard Life

skank — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 19:38:19 +0000

Here’s Paris Hilton spending a typical day of her life getting doused with champagne in St. Tropez yesterday. — With Spider-man?! Dammit! While this brings absolutely no new information to the table, it rehashes the... Read more

Shakira in a Bikini (For the Most Part)

skank — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:33:39 +0000

Shakira, admittedly, hasn’t got a lot of play on The Superficial, although in my defense, she never wears a bikini. (It’s a two-way, street, lady.) On that note, here she is shooting a commercial in Ibiza yesterday... Read more

Smashing Pumpkins’s Billy Corgan Passes Out On Stage

skank — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:40:42 +0000

Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan collapsed yesterday while performing in Tampa, Florida. He says he might slow down, but he won't cancel any shows. Popular: 1 hours 46 minutes ago source: (www.usmagazine.com)... Read more

Angelina Jolie Just Exploded Your Nerd Wiener

skank — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:05:24 +0000

Angelina Jolie will see Jennifer Aniston’s upskirt and raise her one COMIC-CON, SLUT! BOOM! (I’ve had a lot of coffee this morning.) Here’s the Puckered One all leather-clad at Comic-Con yesterday to talk about... Read more

Some Lindsay Lohan Jail Rules

skank — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:23:55 +0000

The 'Mean Girls' star - who yesterday (20.07.10) began her 90-day prison sentence for failing to keep up the terms of her probation in a 2007 driving under the influence case - will not be allowed to see any of her loved ones at Lynwood's Century... Read more