Marie-Eve Martinez here. Fat ass decided to take the afternoon off or some shit, which makes no sense to me because I can’t understand how someone can’t take time off when their entire life is a fucking vacation, but I don’t make the rules I… Read more
Tags: Admits, attempt, bank robber, class act, clown pants, counting my blessings, day, dog, eating, food, homeless man, life, oh woman, race, stepNEWS, time, time off, Wendy Williams, wig, woman police
Audrey Landers (54) Chace Crawford (25) Ryan Cabrera (28) Kristen Bell (30) Kelly Reilly (33) Elsa Pataky (34) Vin Diesel (43) Jim Bob Duggar (45) Wendy Williams (46) Elizabeth McGovern (49) Margo Martindale (59) Richard Branson (60) Martha… Read more
Tags: Audrey Landers, birthday, Chace, Crawford, Elizabeth, Elizabeth McGovern, Elsa Pataky, James Brolin, jim bob duggar, Kelly, Kristen Bell, Margo Martindale, Paul Verhoeven, Reilly, Sluts, Vin Diesel, Wendy Williams, William
The freckled Gollum has once again disrespected the sweet nectar we all hold near and dear to our livers. Page Six says that Lindsay Lohan raged on at 1Oak the other night for absolutely no reason. I shouldn’t say “no reason.” The reason is that… Read more
Tags: Aaron, Aaron Voros, al gore, Barbara Walters Diane Sawyer, Bitch, Blohan, booze, dead rat, dude, eating shit, Halle, Jerry Springer, Jessica, Jessica Stam, Lindsay, Lohan, New York, new york rangers, night, Oprah Tyra Banks, page six, reason, Sean Avery, source, sweet nectar, table, vodka, waffle house, Wendy Williams
The Crystal Enchantress of the Ice sat down with the Abominable Wigman this morning to discuss all sorts of glittery things, and of course his arch rival’s name was brought up. Wendy Williams read a cuntified quote from Evan Lysacek about… Read more
Tags: Abominable, ass bitch, bad romance, Bitch, Crystal Enchantress, dick, Don, Evan, Evan Lysacek, falcor, guilty face, ice, Johnny, Johnny Weir, Miss Congeniality, MOUTH, quote, rectum, romance, slore, Stars, stars on ice, Urban Dictionary, Wendy Williams, world
This is not an optical illusion. This is real-life. You know, I always knew Snookers was the size of Michael Kors hernia (aka my new favorite thing), but homegirl looks beyond miniature standing next to the mammoth amazonian known as Wendy… Read more
Tags: aka, amazonian, favorite thing, hernia, homegirl, illusion, Michael Kors, nipples, optical illusion, size, snook, Snookers, Snooki, standing, thing, torpedoes, Twitter, Wendy, Wendy Williams
The Italian Whatever National Whatever Organization is all over Jersey Whores, because they seem to think that the show paints Italians in a shitty light. This makes sense, because we all know all Italians act like the guidos and guidettes of… Read more
Tags: barfing, Frederick, fun, Guidos, halloween costume, Jersey, mariah, Maury Povich, maury povich show, National, organization, pickle, scene, Shore, show, snickerdoodle, Snooki, Sophia Loren, time, trucker hat, Wendy Williams, whores, Xtina
This television star has gained a lot of weight over the past couple of years. Because this has been an ongoing issue, s/he has started seeing a therapist to get to the root of the problem. It turns out that the star’s hypocrisy in living one life… Read more
Tags: actress, amp, Blind, career, Ellen, Gossip, Hayden Panatroll, issue, Jeremy Piven, list, Oprah, Sandra, Sandra Lee, star, television, therapist, Wendy Williams
Stacy Haiduk wasn’t the only bitch who killed hos on the red carpet last night. No, seriously I think hos really did die of a heart attack after seeing her satanic purssy. Anyway, a bunch of other bitches brought the glamour and they brought it… Read more
Tags: attack, Bethlehem, Bitch, Brenda, Brenda Dickson, bunch, carpet, chicken cutlets, child beauty pageant, daytime emmys, Dickson, die, elton john, glamour, heart, Heather, Heather Mills, honey dew, Jesus, judith chapman, Judith Chapman - Judith, Kate, Kate Linder, Mills, night, purssy, San Fernando Valley, Sandra, Sandra Lee, Stacy Haiduk, Susan Lucci, way, Wendy Williams
Ginger O’Day has to be the most patient and understanding bitch in all the land. Most dogs would’ve mauled their owner’s face off if they were constantly being dipped, dyed and drag queen-ed up. Ginger needs to immediately forward me the link to the… Read more
Tags: aubrey o day, Aubrey O'Day, Bitch, endless amounts, face, face off, ginger, Ginger O'Day, hard shit, Land, link, owner, patient, Paula Abdul, site, understanding, valium, Vicodin, Wendy Williams, wendy williams show
Vin Diesel (42) Chace Crawford (24) Ryan Cabrera (27) Priyanka Chopra (27) Kristen Bell (29) Kelly Reilly (32) Elsa Pataky (33) Wendy Williams (45) Elizabeth McGovern (48) Audrey Landers (53) Richard Branson (59) Martha Reeves (68) James Brolin… Read more
Tags: Audrey Landers, Chace, chace crawford, Chopra, Crawford, Elizabeth McGovern, Elsa Pataky, James Brolin, Kelly, Kristen Bell, Martha Reeves, Nelson Mandela, Paul Verhoeven, Priyanka, priyanka chopra, Reilly, Richard Branson, Ryan Cabrera, Vin Diesel, Wendy Williams
