Posts Tagged toys r us

Afternoon Crumbs

XXXtina is still dressing like she should be first in line at the midnight showing of Rocky Horror (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather Fishsticks Paltrow wearing a dress made out of dead gay eels at the CFDA Awards – Lainey Gossip Lindsay Lohan’s… Read more

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Introducing Miss March From Perdue’s Pin-up Calendar

Yesterday at 1:32EDT, international supermodel and Earth mother Phoebe Price took her spot on the beach in her Toys “R” Us giraffe onesie and allowed her heat-seeking freckles to summon the sun to the equator. Yes, this is what happens at the… Read more

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