Posts Tagged sippy cup

We All Wish We Were Andy Rooney

Andy Rooney is the luckiest wheezy old goat “alive”!!!! Andy doesn’t have to bother with an annoying toilet, because he can easily just go caca in his pappy pampers whenever he wants. Andy doesn’t have to overwork his jaw by chewing on solid… Read more

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Tamra Barney Is Boning Her Husband’s Best Friend

The marriage of The Real Housewives of Orange’s Tamra Barney and that creepy Simon dude is currently in the gutter right next to Lynne Curtin’s parenting skills and Alexis’ call girl past (I’m convinced she has one). Radar says that right after… Read more

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Open Post: Hosted By Ronald McDonald’s Newest Enemy

Soon Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Birdie and Officer Big Mac will have to arm themselves with taser guns and patrol every McDonald’s, because the crazies are turning it up! Last week, a strung out McNuggethead was arrested for telling a McDonald’s… Read more

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Please Don’t Stop The Charo!

While all of our asses get older, Charo never ever ages. Seriously, Charo’s 58-year-old hot ass has looked exactly the same since I was drinking my whiskey out of a sippy cup. When we’re all dead, Charo will still be poppin’ that pussay all over… Read more

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