Andy Rooney is the luckiest wheezy old goat “alive”!!!! Andy doesn’t have to bother with an annoying toilet, because he can easily just go caca in his pappy pampers whenever he wants. Andy doesn’t have to overwork his jaw by chewing on solid… Read more
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Soon Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Birdie and Officer Big Mac will have to arm themselves with taser guns and patrol every McDonald’s, because the crazies are turning it up! Last week, a strung out McNuggethead was arrested for telling a McDonald’s… Read more
While all of our asses get older, Charo never ever ages. Seriously, Charo’s 58-year-old hot ass has looked exactly the same since I was drinking my whiskey out of a sippy cup. When we’re all dead, Charo will still be poppin’ that pussay all over… Read more