Jessica Alba apparently got work in some movie no one heard of or saw, and she had a sex scene…. All I need in my life is a has-been mom sexing it up in the second movie role she’s had since she’s started up this whole bullshit… Read more
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Heidi Montag’s sex tape partner, Karissa Shannon had a boob slip and panty upskirt at an OK! magazine party on Wednesday. read… Read more
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Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done…. Read more
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Don’t get me wrong, saying Kelly Osbourne is “Porning” it up doesn’t mean she’s doing a good thing. I don’t Kelly Osbourne in any circumstance that involves her having sex is doing a good thing, except maybe… Read more
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I don’t think this is anything worth getting excited about. It’s got to the point of her fat tits actually being fat tits. You know like the pig woman you see out at the bar who like donuts a little too much that she can only fit in… Read more
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Brandon Spikes sex video has hit the web. A video featuring New England Patriots rookie Brandon Spikes is being… Read more
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Yeah, yeah, I know that when the words “John, Travolta, gay, and sex” are thrown into the same sentence the word “scandal” does not apply at all, but I needed for it for theatrical purposes so go with it. The National Enquirer brings us this… Read more
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Well, looks like after Vivid Video called them on their bluff, Heidi Montag and Flesh-Coloured Pedo-Beard have backed away from selling the sex tape that never existed … Oh, wait, I’m sorry, it says here that Heidi ‘pulled the kill switch’ on it,… Read more
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I don’t think Vanessa Hudgens is trying to pull off the homeless street kid look purchased at your local mall….I also don’t think Vanessa Hudgens is all that hot, but instead think she’s one of those Jojo Levesques who was… Read more
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SIZZLEAN! They hardly makes this mess anymore, but in the 70s and 80s it was whored out to the public as bacon’s healthier and skinnier younger cousin. Sizzlean didn’t send a hot loan of bacon grease shooting down your throat straight into your… Read more
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