This is what Janet Charlton is saying anyway. Janet says that everybody needs to stop calling Jake Gyllenhaal “Jake Gayllenhaal” or Toothy Tile, because she has it on good authority that he doesn’t like a hard peen on his tongue. According to Janet,… Read more
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If you read the site, which you probably don’t, I do a thing called the Asshley Tisdale ugly watch, where I got on about how she is all hype and the only reason anyone bothered with her in the first place was because she lied about her age… Read more
Here’s some straight to DVD bullshit movie called #1 Cheerleader camp that came out on DVD yesterday and that I guess they are trying to promote by releasing all the nudity, because like any movie in the 80s, the tits are the only reason… Read more
I don’t know what Blake Lively is doing, but she’s doing it right. She’s finally getting noticed and unfortunately hasn’t done it by getting fucked by a black dude on camera…. This makes me feel torn cuz I hate the… Read more
Some website was running an online poll to find out who people wanted to go on vacation with. Apparently, the poll was geared towards people who are fucking awful, because the person they most wanted to vacation with was Paris Hilton, followed by… Read more
Phoebe Price is too old for this shit…but for some reason she manages to get herself into every event she can, whether she’s got business being there or not, so I have have no idea why she is at Comicon, or what she’s promoting,… Read more
Smack That Pax Up
Jul 26
Pulling out a move straight from the ancient martial art known as Abuelita Fu, Maddox slappity slap slapped Pax in the mouth while they all strolled through an airport in Japan today. St. Angie Jo took a minute from using her internal Babel Fish to… Read more
I don’t know what is going on here – but I assume it’s some kind of photoshoot or video shoot….that I’d say Shakira was too old for…you know half naked ballet, that shit is for 8 year old rich kids and not South… Read more
Carrie Underwood has another reason to celebrate two weeks after marrying ice hockey star Mike Fisher – she has just scored a new post-American Idol… Read more
