“Glum cunt” and “Smile and Blow Me” are both strong contenders for the tagline for the eventual Mel Gibson mini-series starring OctoMom as OctoSana and a geriatric Aye-Aye as Mel. But now there’s a last-minute tagline possibility courtesy… Read more
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Mad Mel Outdoes Himself
Jul 28
The now-infamous February 18th phone call that’s made Mel Gibson a martyr amongst people who think Passion of the Christ is a true story and blowjobs enthusiasts was apparently triggered by an innocent event involving planting a tree in… Read more
If you’ve been desperately looking for a friend to keep your Placenta Teddy Bear company at home while you’re at work, then ruuuuuuuun to Etsy and get yourself the Belly Button Lint Bear! Yeah, it’s a tiny teddy bear made out of belly button lint…. Read more
Somewhere in the world, Martha Stewart is flicking at her nipples as punishment for not coming up with this herself! It’s a gross thing! Someone’s mind did actually venture into the darkside and thought it would be a perfect idea to turn their… Read more
