At the US Open yesterday, Asshole Simpson let the free booze go straight to her head and carry her off to the top of a bar in Missouri where she threw up her hands to Skynrd while fat truckers in flannels threw jukebox tokens at her. Bitch, you’re… Read more
Posts Tagged Pete Wentz
Party At The US Open
Sep 7
The stars, both ambassadors for UNICEF, have added their voices to the campaign to help victims of the disaster as floodwaters continue to… Read more
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz’s publicist has slammed reports the pop star mum has fallen out with her husband Pete Wentz over his choice for a new… Read more
Ashlee Simpson and her gay married wife Pete Wentz brought their Gaybies to the beach for some photoshoot for out magazine, showing the world that Gay people can have babies that grow up to be normal thru good parenting, and that Ashlee Simpson is… Read more
Former Fall Out Boy star Pete Wentz has given up his search for a "quirky British girl" to front his new reggae band after finding the perfect fit recording in a studio adjacent to where he and bandmate Sam Hollander were working on new… Read more
Ashlee Simpson is getting ready for a big celebration weekend – Jessica will be 30! Check out photos of Ashlee, her husband Pete Wentz, and baby Bronx! Popular: 1 days 6 hours 21 minutes ago source: (www.popsugar.com)… Read more
Birthday Sluts
Jun 5
Marky Mark (39) Pete Wentz (31) Chad Allen (36) Wayne Brady (38) Brian McKnight (41) Ron Livingston (43) Kenny G (54) Jill Biden (59) Suze Orman (59) Laurie Anderson (63) Colm Wilkinson… Read more
Rockers Fall Out Boy felt compelled to part ways before their professional relationships destroyed their friendship, according to bassist Pete… Read more
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her husband Pete Wentz are moving house – the couple has put its Los Angeles mansion on the… Read more
On the Jersey Shore even the Crotch Critters have spiked hair and fake tans. – rhearob Runners-up: Now that Whitney Houston has cleaned up her act, her doody bubbles had to hitch a ride to a new home. – OurMissC Steve Buscemi’s toothbrush just… Read more
