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Face! Face! Face! I Give Face! Beauty! Face!

Kate Hudson usually gives me cotton mouth, but she’s actually moisturizing my chops here. Wearing a cape from Cache’s “Ode to Dominique Deveraux” collection, Kate POSED FOR HER LIFE at last night’s NYC premiere of The Killer Inside Me. The killer… Read more

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The Photoshop Awards: Kimora’s “Dare Me” Perfume Ad

The other tag line on this bargain-basement wreck should be: To Be Photoshopped To The Fucking Hilt! Here we have Kimora Lee Simmons’ head on top of somebody else’s body in the ad for her new fragrance “Dare Me.” Obviously, somebody dared Kimora to… Read more

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Miley Cyrus Hates The Internet

Miley Cyrus thinks that instead of reading this post on the internet you should be outside chewing a block of wood down at the dam and enjoying real-life! Miley used to be the Queen Twatter of Twitter, but she left all of that behind and has… Read more

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

Barbara Bach – actress, model and wife of Ringo Starr Last night I was watching the “gliding down a staircase” extravaganza that is the Barbara Walters Oscar Special (R.I.P.) and they were showing clips from the past including an interview with… Read more

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Robert Pattinson Is Here To Perk You Up In ‘Remember Me’ Stills (PHOTOS)

Check out this brand new batch of stills from R-Pattz’s highly anticipated romantic drama Remember Me. While we’re pretty sure that, at the rate that stills for this thing are coming out, you’ll be able to assemble a flip book of the movie before it… Read more

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Hip-Hop DJ Kay Slay Facing Copyright Lawsuit

Hip-hop DJ Kay Slay has been slapped with a copyright infringement lawsuit over his 2004 collaboration with 50 Cent, Angels Around… Read more

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 3rd!

Not to be outdone by Tickle-Me-Elmo, Tyra lets Cookie Monster try out the new Finger-Fuck-Tyra. – TrainwreckJen Runners-up: ♫ Can you tell me how to get, How to get this bitch off TV?♪ – OurMissC Tyra still cannot get any takers on her ‘Kiss My… Read more

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A TRAVESTY: Kim Zolciak Didn’t Get One Grammy Nomination

The Grammy nominations were announced tonight, and Kim Zolciak’s name was more than just tardy for the party. It was straight-up ABSENT from the party. The song of this generation was completely snubbed by those bitches. Tardy for the Party should… Read more

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Michael Lohan Enters Papa Joe Territory

Michael Lohan might have been the only bitch who truly enjoyed I Know Who Killed Me. He might have enjoyed it a little tooooo much if this story about him is true. Warning: Sucioness ahead. Elliot Osher, the former owner of Scores strip club in NYC,… Read more

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moby takes los angeles by storm!

hey hey! i’m sure some of you saw my glowing tweets the other night when i went to moby’s concert here in los angeles – he put on a truly incredible and high energy show! i danced my ass off – at some points i felt like i was on ecstasy at a rave!… Read more

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