Posts Tagged joan rivers

Joan Rivers Appalled At Lindsay Lohan Parents; Offers To Pay For Rehab

Joan Rivers, the outspoken comedienne insists she feels sorry for the ‘Mean Girls’ star – who has been sentenced to 90 days jail for violating her probation for driving under the influence -despite recently branding her "dumb" and a… Read more

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Heather Graham is Still in a Bikini and Other News

   - Joan Rivers offers to pay for Lindsay’s rehab. – Jennifer Aniston just Angelina’d a bitch. – Karissa Shannon wants to Kim Kardashian Jaden Smith. – Kellan Lutz does not belong here. – Miley Cyrus in short shorts…. Read more

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joan rivers vs. samantha ronson!

In what is easily the most WTF? worthy celebrity feud ever, Joan Rivers and Samantha Ronson got into it over the weekend after Joan took a couple shots at Sam’s ex, Lindsay Lohan. Sure, almost everyone and their dog has taken a shot at LiLo at this… Read more

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Joan Rivers vs. SamRo

And in today’s Twatter battles, we’ve got Joan Rivers melting in one corner and SamRo sitting in the other corner so mad that she could chew the dick off of David. It all started when Joan stepped up to the mic and made a few funny jokes about… Read more

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Birthday Sluts

Nancy Sinatra (70) Maria Menounos (32) Kanye West (33) Shilpa Shetty (35) Mark Feurstein (39) Julianna Marguiles (44) Nick Rhodes (48) Kristine W (48) Mick Hucknall (50) Keenan Ivory Wayans (52) Griffin Dunn (55) Bonnie Tyler (59) Sonia Braga… Read more

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joan rivers: a piece of work

hey hey! i cannot wait to see this documentary film about comedy legend joan rivers called a piece of work which follows the trials and tribulations of ms. rivers during her 76th year – some people don’t realize that she totally paved the way for… Read more

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 4th!

As seen on GOOP: The asshole removal procedure – your organs will be replaced with bionic parts to produce odorless shit and therefore a sense of superiority and entitlement over anybody else that only Fishsticks has achieved naturally. -… Read more

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Mark Your End Of The World Calendars!

Warner Bros. has announced that Christopher Nolan’s third Batman movie will start making fanboys (and their admirers) bust the panty pudding on July 20, 2012. Christian Bale said a while ago that he already signed on for a third movie, but… Read more

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Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which star has a weird fetish for leaving his sunglasses on during the throes of passion? But the heartbreaker will not be budged and says it’s essential to keep up his mojo. What can he mean? (3am Girls) Since it takes a team of hypnotists, six… Read more

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Open Post: Hosted By Johnny Weir

Here’s the reigning Crystal Enchantress of the Ice daring Peta to come at him while spreading his glamour on the streets of NYC this morning. Somewhere also in Manhattan, Joan Rivers took a good look at these pictures and then went back to her… Read more

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