At last night’s NYC premiere of The Romantics, Stepford Katie constantly kept putting her trained hand right below Tommy Girl’s decolletage (aka the official Scientology jizz landing pad) in almost every picture. It’s like she was giving him a… Read more
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Why not spend the next minute-and-a-half watching Lane, the big hot bag of dumb on Big Brother, bust all kinds of various restrained Ofaces while massaging his wang in the shower. This magical live feed moment is brought to you by Jezebel who… Read more
M.I.A. Pulls A Wino
Jul 26
Since Amy Wino hasn’t been launching saliva loads at her audience members during shows, someone has to do it and that someone is M.I.A.! Brooklyn Vegan has a few pictures of M.I.A. lubing up a photographer’s lens with her mouth jizz while headlining… Read more
This action star has a thing for feet. This isn’t the usual preoccupation with a carefully pedicured foot gracefully slipped into a fashionable open-toed stiletto. The object of his desire is much more pedestrian. He will buy a woman a pair of… Read more
Ke$ha Covered With Cum
Jul 7
Probably a photoshop fake, a person going by the name, DJ Stolen, is claiming this is a legit picture of Ke$ha covered with cum. Below is a small non-watermarked version. For a better look, a larger watermarked version pointing out the purported… Read more
Cab Ride Of Shame
Jun 10
The truth is, I never got the whole phrase “walk of shame.” What is so shameful about that shit? So you’re walking down the street in the morning with a little jizz crust on your neck, a pube stuck between your teeth, torn panties in your hand and a… Read more
Charlotte Church is no longer scrubbing Gavin Henson’s hair jizz out of her pillowcases, because The News of the World says they have quit each other after 5 years together. Charlotte and Gavin have two chirruns together and they barely got engaged… Read more
This picture has nothing to do with this story (or does it?), but I figured it would go well with your fanfiction about Jack and Sawyer partaking in a little angry make up sex on a polar bear rug down in the hatch while the smoke monster faps away… Read more
This is the closest you will ever get to seeing a Katy Perry/Russell Brand sex tape! At last night’s Nickelodeon Chirruns’ Choice Awards, Katy came prepared to get slimed on stage. Usually, those kinky whores at Nickelodeon drop the Green… Read more
