This is exactly why I stopped doing Ecstasy and going to raves years ago. Kesha (her dollar sign has been repossessed) brought her flea market fuckery to Saturday Night Live last night, and I don’t know if my system will ever be able to make… Read more
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Marie Claire claims they gave their Photoshoppers and make-up artists the day off when shot Jessica Simpson for their SANS FARDS cover. This cover could also be called “Xtina’s Idea Of Hell.” Jessica says she agreed to go make-up-less in order to… Read more
Hot Sluts Of The Day!
Apr 1
The Air Comet Flight Attendants! Spain’s Air Comet Airline has grounded flights, had 9 of their planes repossessed by the bank and they owe their employees nearly 9-months in back pay. Instead of picketing outside of Air Comet’s headquarters for… Read more
Katherine Hagel is more annoying than a mosquito buzzing in your ear while you’re trying to sleep (speaking from experience), so it’s no surprise that her dress tried to leave her ass at ShoWest in Las Vegas yesterday. Hagel went onstage to accept… Read more
That Explains It
Mar 8
Someone must have pissed in George Clooney’s lube bottle last night, because he threw sour-flavored grouchfaces throughout most of the Oscar awards. It’s as if someone told him the world’s supply of cocktail waitresses is dwindling. But there may be… Read more
In Alaska they refer to women getting their periods as “riding the red toboggan down the ice flow” – starvis Runners-up: Two of Nicole Kidman’s chilled eggs prepare for the slippery descent down a frozen fallopian tube. – _fail_ Tiger Woods Favorite… Read more
Business has been slow for the gold digging cocktail waitresses out there, but it might start to pick up now that Tiger Woods’ cage door is about be opened. So put Gloria Allred on your speed dial and practice shooting an Ambien pill out of your… Read more
Santa tried for years to remove the stain, but it’s hard to get Glenn Beck off plush. – Dantronic Runners-up: This was the first inkling Lance Bass’ parents had that he liked blowing the skin flute as well as the horn. – Morbidosity If Hillary… Read more
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Dec 25
Kris Kringle from Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town! This is an easy one. In case you couldn’t tell by the sight of your mom passed out on the couch from drinking 6 Mimosas, it happens to be Christmas today. So what better Hot Slut is there than the one… Read more
Christmas Crumbs
Dec 24
Doogie Howser’s big Christmas balls – Lainey Gossip Avril Lavigne’s Figure Skater Boi (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather Ho Ho Ho – Egotastic! Jessica Simpson looking like your spinster office manager trying to look fancy for the company Christmas… Read more
