Posts Tagged government

U.K. Film Council Axed; Deemed Surplus

The organisation behind funding for films like the Last King Of Scotland, Vera Drake and Bend It Like Beckham has been scrapped in a cost-cutting drive by the new British… Read more

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Roman Polanksi is a ‘Free Man’

  Because all good stories deserve a happy ending, Roman Polanski will not be extradited to the U.S by the Swiss government and instead will continue to live a life of luxury in Europe as a reward for drugging and raping a young girl in… Read more

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Swiss Authorities Release Roman Polanski

Instead of extraditing director Roman Polanski to the U.S., the Swiss government decided to release him after 10 months of imprisonment. Polanski was charged with the rape of 13-year-old Samantha Geimer in 1977. Popular: 1 hours 34 minutes ago… Read more

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I Will Never Get Tired of These.

   Here’s Katy Perry performing on Live@Much yesterday and it really should be a law that she has to present her cleavage in album-promoting shape at all times. Some people might consider that giving the government too much… Read more

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The Miley Cyrus Jailbait Tour Continues

Miley Cyrus knows exactly what she’s doing. She’s selling her sexuality. She’s selling her sex and making a ton of dough from it; as are her parents, studios, TV networks, recording labels, the U.S. government (taxes, oh, sweet… Read more

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Leona Lewis Wants Ban On Whale Hunting

British singer Leona Lewis is urging Norway’s government officials to take a stronger stand against whale hunting after shocking footage was released showed the agonising death of one of the… Read more

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The Bitchorette Is More Like It

In one of the conference rooms in Hell, Satan is holding meetings with the evil souls at ABC to try and figure out how they can keep shoving Kate Gosselin down the public-at-large’s throats. According to Life & Style, they might have come up… Read more

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Quote Of The Day: Cynthia Nixon On Rojo Caliente

Cynthia Nixon tells The Advocate what makes her labia clap about Rojo Caliente (government name: Christine Marinoni) and who really carries the Home Depot charge card in the family: “She’s basically a short man with boobs. A lot of what I love… Read more

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EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods Wife Meets With Divorce Attorney

What’s more, Elin Norderen did not fly to be with her mother. A published report said Elin flew to be with her mother Barbro Holmber, who was said to be getting medical treatment in the U.S.But a government official in Sweden denied that report…. Read more

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 9th!

In order to protect the women of America from Tiger Woods, Jesse James and Jersey shore dudes, the government is advising all females to use liberal amounts of J’Alone. – Emeriesan Runners-up: Panty RAID ! – annobanano Britney Spears convinced her… Read more

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