Megan Fox is out promoting something or another, and you know what that means?! Tape a dental dam over your ears, put on a sturdy helmet (there will be head knocking) and get yourself a pair of tweezers and a kitten to pluck, because Megan has more… Read more
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AFTER ALL THAT, People has confirmed that the answer to the “Who is coming out?” blind item is country singer Chely Wright (aka WHO?!). Chely’s lesbian non-bomb was supposed to drop this Wednesday, but People came clean this morning after everyone… Read more
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“Ed discovered that not only was Jessica seeing a close friend of his – he was told about it personally, by the guy – but that she was also seeing a few other men,” says a source, who claims that Westwick cut off all communication with Szohr last… Read more
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Blind items star Ed Westwick has reportedly quit his Gossip Girl co-star girlfriend Jessica Szohr after he heard rumors that she got it on with a hot piece named Marco Minuto at her birthday party in Los Angeles. Basically, Chuck was probably upset… Read more
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Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have put their genitals back on the market and split up after 5 years together. Jenny decided to end things when she found out Jim was vaccinated as a child and so she couldn’t risk infecting herself by licking his… Read more
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Neversquare at ONTD just had to point out how much Ke$sha looks like John Travolta in the face…..and in the crotch too, probably. DAMN TO THE FUCK! How am I going to watch Grease without picturing Danny Zuko barfing in Parasite Hilton’s closet or… Read more
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So is Mischa Barton launching another expedition to find what’s left her career? Or did someone tell her that you can get high from smoking a stoner’s booger (Ed note: You can’t)? Or maybe she’s coming down with the sicks and read this on a message… Read more
Tags: bacteria, Barton, board, booger, career, docters, eating, eating boogers, Ed, ed note, expedition, immune system, message, Mischa, mischa barton, note, primates, sicks, someone, stoner
In case you’re already drunk, Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years doesn’t look like that anymore, so don’t creep yourself out by trying to imagine that young girl with a baby belly. No, Winnie is all grown up! Winnie is 35, has been married for one… Read more
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I’ve had something of a crush on Julie Bowen since her days on Ed, and she’s great on Modern Family (which is one of the funniest shows on TV right now), so I was really excited about these… Read more
Tags: crush, Ed, family, funniest, Julie, Julie Bowen, Modern, something
Life & Style’s cover this week was all about how Angie Jo is trying to become president of PFLAG by turning her 3-year-old Shiloh into a raging butch lezz. Shit is ridiculous, but what is even more ridiculous is the quotes they got from several… Read more
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