Posts Tagged Don

Birthday Sluts

B.J. Novak (31) Eric Lively (29) Ben Chaplin (40) Dean Cain (44) J.K. Rowling (44) Fatboy Slim (47) Wesley Snipes (48) Mark Cuban (52) Don Murray… Read more

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Birthday Sluts

Alex Trebek (70) Selena Gomez (18) Franka Potente (36) Rufus Wainwright (37) Rhys Ifans (42) Irene Bedard (43) David Spade (46) John Leguizamo (46) Rob Estes (47) Keith Sweat (49) Willem Dafoe (55) Alan Menken (61) Albert Brooks (63) Don Henley… Read more

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The “Over The Moon” Watch: Kelly Preston Is Pregnant

Star Magazine is swearing that 47-year-old Kelly Preston is 3 months pregnant and the father is her husband John Travolta. Don’t look at me. I don’t know how it happened either, but I’m sure it involved Tommy Girl doing the Scientology fertility… Read more

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Afternoon Crumbs

Don’t touch the Tommy Girl, Jakey! DON’T! Shit, this didn’t end well, did it? – Popsugar For beauty’s sake, I hope Zac Efron is wearing waterproof mascara – Lainey Gossip More pictures from Blake Lively’s Vogue spread – Egotastic! Lindsay Lohan’s… Read more

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Jodie Marsh You Are Not

You know that burning sensation you’re suddenly feeling on your eyes? It’s a super mutant herp strain slowly eating at your eyelashes and soon it will leap onto your retinas. You might want to clear your schedule for the rest of the week, because… Read more

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 11th!

A microscopic view of Christiano Ronaldo’s bathroom sink after the morning eyebrow plucking. – RC Runners-up: Proof that Xtina Auguilera got her make-up skills from her father’s side of the family. – sonah22 “Don’t be fooled by the cock that I got…. Read more

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Afternoon Crumbs

A gold mine of clips from the hottest acting school in the fucking world! Why aren’t these talented and gorgeous actors starring in major motion pictures?! – Videogum If Summit replaced Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz with a broken toilet and a… Read more

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Battle Of The Fake Losers

Michael Lohan, E*Trade, sanity and soap aren’t Lindsay Lohan’s only arch rivals. Apparently, the pride of Canada Avril Lavigne is also feeling the wrath of Blohan (feels like a hot bath in the Rock of Love Bus septic tank). Page Six says that Avril,… Read more

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Mischa Barton Cares

While Mischa Barton was pumping gas into her car the other day, she passed a few dollars to a friend in need who just so happened to be wearing a floral hospital gown. Hopefully, dude gave Mischa some fashion advice in exchange for that cash,… Read more

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

The legendary mother of all….BETTY WHITE!!! There are no words to perfectly express my love for Betty White, so I made her this flawlessly executed Mother’s Day card. Don’t be jealous of my skills! After watching her triumphant debut on SNL last… Read more

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