Posts Tagged Demi

Afternoon Crumbs

Nothing helps you get over the fake miscarriage of your fake fetus like a glittery gay with a disco ball forehead and dangerous eyebrows that can cut the horn off a unicorn – Hollywood Tuna Kara Diosmioleavealready continues to torture us with… Read more

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Demi Moore Says She’s All-Natural (Almost)

It has been claimed that Demi Moore’s body has been sucked more than Gerard Butler on any given weeknight, tucked more than the entire cast of RuPaul’s Drag Race, and stretched more than Gay Al’s b-hole during White Party weekend, but she tells Elle… Read more

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Demi Moore Needs A Hobby

Demi Moore, star of the female empowering movie Striptease, got her Twatter in a twist after Kim Kardashian used the word “pimpin’” in one of her Tweets. Twitter is obviously the new pre-school sandbox. It all started when Kim posted a picture of… Read more

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Afternoon Crumbs

RIP: Fess Parker’s raccoon cap sprouted wings and carried him off to the great big frontier in the sky – E! Online How to make a Jennifer Aniston movie look good: Keep her presence in the trailer to a minimum – Lainey Gossip If only Ceiling Eyes… Read more

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i like demi moore, but what does she do?

(besides screw her cutie hubby ashton kutcher!) below is the always fabulous demi moore (age 47) gracing the cover of the latest issue of harper’s bazaar magazine! she’s done a number of great films in the past (a few good men, ghost, GI jane, and… Read more

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video fix: what the buck?!

demi lovato and joe jonas dating – yay jemi! plus buck’s telephone review and more! please subscribe to my pal michael buckley’s hilarious what the buck?! show on youtube – enjoy!… Read more

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A Couple That Prays Together…..

The big gossip around the potty training chair this morning is all about Demi Lavatory (or whatever the hell her name is) confirming that she’s Joe Jonas’ full-time face wig. The two celebrated their love yesterday by going to church. The truth is,… Read more

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At Least They Can Share Skinny Jeans

When the love between a couple you don’t care about dies, the love between another couple you don’t care about blooms! 17-year-old Demi Lovato, which is also the name of an item you can order off of Starbucks’ secret menu, confessed to Billy Bush… Read more

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The Butler Is Doing Everyone

Gerard Butler is continuing his quest of taste testing every vagina and anus on the planet by getting with Baby Jesus’ foster mother Vadge. Gerard and Vadge have known each other since she was married to Guy Ritchie, but apparently they took their… Read more

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ACADEMY AWARDS: Goddess DEMI MOORE in ATELIER VERSACE

The intricately weaved bodice of the gown flowed into a beautifully tiered skirt full of cascading ruffles. Whimsical and romantic, Demi paired the romantic dress with a Ferragamo clutch and Van Cleef & Arpels jewels. Popular: 18 hours 7 minutes… Read more

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