When I was in High School, Nippon meant the girl in gym class didn’t have a sports bra, but she did have much more developed tits that the other girls, cuz her nipples looked like they were about to rip through her shirt, like my dick was… Read more
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Jessica Alba apparently got work in some movie no one heard of or saw, and she had a sex scene…. All I need in my life is a has-been mom sexing it up in the second movie role she’s had since she’s started up this whole bullshit… Read more
I get that this is Frozen Yogurt, but if you jack that shit up with chocolate, butter, fried potatoes, and whatever the fuck Kim Kardashian stuffed into this bowl so the public doesn’t catch onto the fact that she’s a lazy fucking slob… Read more
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Sep 3
Tiffany Derry from Top Chef D.C. Tiffany color coordinates her hat with her earrings with her dress and this is always the key to an impeccable fashion sense. Point one. Tiffany also started her gourmet culinary career at the age of 15 at the… Read more
My relationship with Sophie Turner has been going on since the beginning of her career in America, or 3-5 months for those of you who still haven’t heard about her. She threatened to sue me for calling her a pornstar cuz she has done… Read more
Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done…. Read more
Don’t get me wrong, saying Kelly Osbourne is “Porning” it up doesn’t mean she’s doing a good thing. I don’t Kelly Osbourne in any circumstance that involves her having sex is doing a good thing, except maybe… Read more
I dont remember ever thinking Naomi Watts was hot….I don’t really remember ever thinking anything about Naomi Watts. Sure I know she’s in movies, but I couldn’t tell you which movie, or what she did, cuz I guess I just never… Read more
stepNEWS of the Day
Sep 2
Here’s some shit going on in the news….some of you find this interesting…others won’t…and I don’t really care…cuz I haven’t figured out why I bother doing this… My Kind of Deer – Beer… Read more
