I don’t know, Mark Wahlberg was seen as a pretty desirable man, he was an underwear model, a Good Vibration One Hit Wonder popstar, he was a Successful actor, he produces one of the most popular shows on TV, he seriously could have done a… Read more
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Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cuz based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s totally fuckin’ done…. Read more
Tom Hardy WORKING OUT
Sep 2
If former equal opportunity fucker Tom Hardy makes you wet swoon in or around all the parts that matter, you and this video of him popping that ass will be very very very VERY happy together. Just make sure to use a computer condom and wipe your… Read more
ASkars Likes It Raw
Aug 18
You have been wasting your time if you regularly dive into dumpsters outside of the True Blood set hoping to find the loose-fitting cotton condom ASkars puts around his peen during fake fuck scenes. Erase “Slap my snatch with ASkars’ used dick sock… Read more
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Aug 10
Of course….Steven Slater! Steven has already been declared an unofficial Hot Slut in our hearts, but now here’s the paperwork to make it official. We can replace Steven’s wings with a Hot Slut Hall of Fame pin (made from gold condom wrappers, an… Read more
If anime versions of the gypsy king from Thinner and Ratpunzel consummated their newfound love behind a tree in Woodstock, their broken condom baby might look like Lady CaCa on the cover of September’s Vanity Fair. All the copies of Photoshop used… Read more
It’s Monday, so you’re probably dropping fuck bombs in your cubicle like Mel Gibson in need a blow. So why not bump your fuck bombs with Tiger Woods’ fuck bombs (put a condom on your tongue first). At Saturday’s British Open, Tiger let the fuck… Read more
If you’ve always wanted to look like you should be waiting in line at the free clinic after catching herp bumps on your ass cheeks from sitting on a toilet inside the Rock of Love Bus, then take notes while watching this video of Jenna give… Read more
Katy Perry Divided
Jun 13
Looking like a Sporty and Ginger Spice mash, Katy Perry strolled around London last night in a giant American flag/Union Jack condom right after Team Krystle vs. Team Alexis’s game at World Cup. Katy’s American genitals are bumping it with Russell… Read more
