Who needs a prom picture in front of a background featuring night clouds and roman columns when you’ve got a glamorous memento like the mug shot above? This is 18-year-old Jessica Halter of Ohio and she made the North Ridgeville High School prom a… Read more
Tags: Apple Schnapps, catering hall, chair, glorious details, Gun, hair, High, Jessica, Jessica Halter, kicking screaming, Lorain County, Mike, mug, night, night clouds, night meltdown, North, north ridgeville high school, Ohio, police department report, prom, Rain, Ridgeville, Rock Of, school, spit, Windsor
On Friday night in Atlanta, wigs went flying, heels ended up in assholes and tucks came undone. No, Lady Gaga was not in town. Apparently, there was a good old-fashioned Real Housewives of Atlanta brawl starring NeNe, Kim Zolciak and the sweet… Read more
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‘Two teachers, one chair’ is what they are calling a sexually driven lap dance at a pep rally. According to reports, two high… Read more
Tags: chair, dance, lap, lap dance, pep, pep rally, rally, school
While Heidi Montag was lying under the direct sunlight at Aria’s pool area in Las Vegas yesterday, the plastic on her body slowly melted and seeped through the towel bonding her to the chair. A group of engineers from Mattel had to chisel her off… Read more
Tags: area, ARIA, ass dildo, body, bonding, chair, coat of paint, elephant head, fresh coat of paint, Heidi, Heidi Montag, landing strip, Las Vegas, Maaco, plastic, pool, pool area, real dolls, shade, spencer pratt, sunlight, towel, yesterday
If you’re the pet of a crazed cat or dog person who treats you like a real-life human baby (examples: pushes you in a stroller, dresses you in baby clothes), then direct your hate barks or meows toward Spaghetti Cat, because he’s the one to blame… Read more
Tags: baby, baby clothes, canned tuna, cat, chair, dog, dogs and cats, easy mac, Hammacher, hammacher schlemmer, human baby, jezebel, MAC, meows, person, pet, ridiculousness, rush delivery, Schlemmer, spaghetti, stroller, torture device
The big gossip around the potty training chair this morning is all about Demi Lavatory (or whatever the hell her name is) confirming that she’s Joe Jonas’ full-time face wig. The two celebrated their love yesterday by going to church. The truth is,… Read more
Tags: Barney, chair, church, Demi, Demi Lavatory, face, good time, Gossip, HELL, joe, Joe Jonas, knees, lavatory, morning, name, Potty, potty training, s joe, shoe department, time face, Training, wig
Lil’ Wayne recently had to spend a third of his day in the dentist chair, because his dirty ass rotten mouth needed a bunch of root canals. Well, that’s in Jessica Simpson’s future, because she admitted that she hardly brushes her teeth. So now… Read more
Tags: bunch, chair, day, dentist, dentist chair, dirty ass, dirty mouth, dog, food particles, interviewer, Jessica, Jessica Simpson, joe, John Mayer, Lil, lil wayne, MOUTH, nostril hairs, Papa, papa joe, root, root canals, tube, Wayne
Edis Kayalar has been found guilty of extorting money from the supermodel – who is married to Rande Gerber – by threatening to release a photograph of her then-seven-year-old daughter Kaia gagged and bound to a… Read more
Tags: chair, daughter, Edis, Gerber, Kaia, Kayalar, money, photograph, Rande, supermodel
Though it’s certainly true that we’ve seen Lindsay Lohan’s panties (and then some) on numerous occasions already, there’s still something alluring about the apparent innocence of this upskirt shot. It’s almost as if Lindsay arrived at this event,… Read more
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