Posts Tagged Casa

Afternoon Crumbs

RHONJ’s very own Teresa Giudice shows off her Casa de Foreclosure. If you put your ear to this picture you can almost hear the repo men coming in to take half her shit – Celebitchy Can boats get the herp? – Egotastic! Jennifer Aniston is getting… Read more

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Oh, Nothing Is Going On

Fishsticks Paltrow slipped on a custom coat (made out of Chris Martin’s testicle hair) to take a stroll to see how construction is coming along on her massive 33-room Casa De Poop in London. Fishy was escorted by Gary Lightbody, the lead singer of… Read more

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You Saw This Coming

Over the weekend, Blohan’s Casa de Crackie was broken into and thieves snatched a safe as well as some other crap. Michael Lohan put on his obvious cap and said he believes it was an inside job. Michael plans to get to the bottom of it! Don’t worry,… Read more

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Blohan Got Robbed Again

For the second time in three months, LiLo’s Casa de Cokey has been broken into by a bunch of thieves! When she got home from NYC this morning, she found out that some hos had ripped the safe out of the wall and stolen a bunch of watches. Apparently,… Read more

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