Posts Tagged Brangelina

QOTD: Vegetables Almost Killed St. Angie

Before St. Angie kept her forehead vein fresh and full by suckling on the testicle veins of her victims, she apparently tried a blood-free diet and it almost caused her to shrivel up and explode (think True Blood-style). At a press conference for… Read more

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Angelina Jolie is bored with Brad Pitt? Oh, come on!

Oh my word … this is the silliest and most outlandish headline that STAR magazine has ran on its cover in a long time Bored With Brad … I definitely don’t believe that Angelina Jolie is bored with her life partner Brad Pitt – He’s not fun in bed… Read more

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tear brangelina apart? HA! never!

oh lordy – here we go again … STAR magazine is featuring yet another break up story about angelina jolie and brad pitt – apparently there are eight racy and ‘shocking’ photos of angelina floating around (they appear in the upcoming andrew morton… Read more

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Brangelina $40 Million Italian Villa That’s Over 18,000 square feet – 15 bedrooms

The couple – who raise six children together – have reportedly bought a 15-bedroom mansion located in the hills of Valpolicella, Verona, with seven bathrooms, a home cinema, gym, two swimming pools, and Jacuzzi spread out over 18,000 square… Read more

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Did Joy Division Sign Off On This?

Star Magazine has published a set of pictures they say will split the Church of Brangelina down the middle and send St. Angie and Brad Pitt running in opposite directions. The ESCANDALOSO pictures are from Andrew Morton’s unauthorized biography on… Read more

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Holywatertinis On Maddox!

Maddox Jolie-Pitt sashayed into the child army barracks this morning and declared that their war against the evil doers known The News of the World is now over, because the dark side held up their white flag and surrendered themselves! The twin… Read more

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But Where Was The Morton Salt Girl?!

Last night was the Salt premiere in Los Angeles, and this morning thousands of Brangeloonies are sitting nekkid in bowls of salt to stop their parts from throbbing like snails in heat! Escargot for everybody! St. Angie, who is skinnier than a roach… Read more

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angelina jolie and brad pitt support ‘salt’!

good evening! angelina jolie was joined here in hollywood earlier tonight by ‘the love of her life’ brad pitt at the red black carpet premiere of her latest action flick salt (opening this coming friday – i must see it – hopefully i’ll enjoy it more… Read more

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The Greatest Mystery Of All Time Has Been Solved (Possibly Maybe)

St. Angie Jo recently told MTV that she got a tattoo on her thigh that is strictly for Brad, but she wouldn’t say anything more. And just like that “What does Angie Jo have tattooed on her thigh?” became the greatest mystery that has ever fallen… Read more

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Will Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Marry?

35-year-old star Angelina Jolie describes her family life with Brad Pitt and their children as picture perfect, but will Brangelina ever get married? Popular: 2 hours 10 minutes ago source: (www.celebuzz.com)… Read more

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