This is some typical slut behavior. When bitch was trying to get out there, she had no problem using her tits as hard as she could to get both work and noticed….It got to the point where she was only known for your immigrant tits….but… Read more
Tags: behavior, Bitch, day, delusion, dry period, Emmy, Hides, period, problem, reality, Self, Slut, sofia vergara, work
I uploaded these pictures thinking they were a lot more exciting. I’m not really sure why, because Rachel Bilson has been consistently boring as fuck since she left the OC. I used to just blame the kid from Star Wars for kidnapping her and… Read more
Tags: barn, Basement, Bitch, brainwashing, cunts, Cuz, day, kid, life, noses, patience, priorities, pussy, Rachel Bilson, shopping, Single, star wars, telephone company, way, Youth
I don’t know who this bitch is, I just know she’s another aspiring model who is willing to get naked for money because getting a spread in a fashion magazine is better than working a normal job, but also not as sleazy as spreading her… Read more
Tags: aspiring model, Bitch, bus, day, fashion, fashion magazine, job, magazine, marie claire italia, model, money, morals and values, pussy, Spread, stage
Remember last time Lily Allen got pregnant, and she had an abortion that she pretended was a miscarriage. That was a good time, lots of laughs, lots of memories, probably not for her but who really cares about her…. Here she is pregnant… Read more
Tags: Abortion, abortions, barnyard animals, Bitch, closet, cry, day, everything, good time, last time, Lily Allen, lots of laughs, miscarriage, pig, show, star, vacuum
At the US Open yesterday, Asshole Simpson let the free booze go straight to her head and carry her off to the top of a bar in Missouri where she threw up her hands to Skynrd while fat truckers in flannels threw jukebox tokens at her. Bitch, you’re… Read more
Tags: A-Rod, Ashlee, Beer, Bitch, booze, Cameron Diaz, Cammy, decorum, flannels, free booze, Grandpa, Gwen Stefani, gwen stefani and gavin, gwen stefani and gavin rossdale, Jukebox, Open, Pete Wentz, reason, refined lady
Wherever James Franco is right now, there’s a pretty damn good chance that his chonies are around his knees, his hand is hugging his peen and he’s jacking that shit FOR HIS LIFE. So if you’ve ever been lucky enough to shake hands with James Franco,… Read more
Tags: aron ralston, Bitch, chance, chonies, Danny Boyle, fapping, finding a way, full time job, hollywood reporter, Jacking, James Franco, lick, life, masturbate, pause, peen, reading, Rock, telluride film festival, true gentleman
I hate fat girls gone skinny when they are ugly. Cuz fat girls gone skinny when they are hot makes for a very liberal and excited to not be fat girl willing to get naked, suck every last drop of male attention she can find, to celebrate all the… Read more
Tags: Bitch, choice, coffins, Cuz, day, doesn, donuts, drop, drug addiction, dudes, firm believer, half, Kelly, kelly osbourne, male attention, outfit, payback, starlets, time, ugly fat girls
The factory workers glove on the beer bottle from the Laverne & Shirley opening! Long before Inetta the Moodsetta and Steven Slater became heroes for overstressed laborers everywhere, Laverne & Shirley delivered one of the original symbols… Read more
Tags: amp, apartment, Beer, beer bottle, Bitch, day, Everybody, goddess, Hot, Inetta, labor day, laborers, Laverne, livers, movement, neighbor, Slut, today, wave goodbye
If Kelly Osbourne’s skin was covered with molten Tang and she had tits the size of Cisco Adler’s slinky nutsack, I’d almost mistake her for England’s finest rose JODIE MARSH! And that is a comparison that every woman lives to hear. Blame it on the… Read more
Tags: Bitch, BLAME, Candy, candy apple, Carmen Electra, chunk, cig, Cisco Adler, delicious candy, DWTS, Jodie Marsh, Kelly, mouth piece, nutsack, pussycat dolls, Robin Antin, skin, song, stick, weight
Matthew McConaughey’s natural scent of fermented armpit jelly, patchouli oil, weed smoke, taint fromage and sweat can never be masked, so I’m not sure why Dolce & Gabbana asked him to be the face of their new cologne. But they kept the fuckery… Read more
Tags: armpit, Bitch, body, chace crawford, Cologne, Dandy, delicate hands, face, fromage, fuckery, Matthew McConaughey, natural scent, neck, ONTD, smelling salts, taint, tool, way
