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Michael Bay Will Still Jack Off To This

This is Heidi Montag’s audition tape for “Transfarters 3″ (I think that’s what the hick at the beginning said) audition, and it’s the most hilariously terrifying thing I’ve seen since watching that toddler work a cig like a pro. Except that… Read more

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

Chris Owens, New Orleans burlesque queen and the shiny Mardi Gras bead of the French Quarter! Dita Von Teese can stay sitting in her giant champagne glass, because this is the real queen of burlesque right here. If the glamorous vampire from Peru La… Read more

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