Fishsticks Paltrow slipped on a custom coat (made out of Chris Martin’s testicle hair) to take a stroll to see how construction is coming along on her massive 33-room Casa De Poop in London. Fishy was escorted by Gary Lightbody, the lead singer of… Read more
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This week’s POOP (nourish the inner asshole) newsletter teaches you how to get rid of your “batwings” using the Tracy Anderson Method. Now, I always thought the Tracy Anderson Method of toning your arms involved shoveling millions of dollars of… Read more
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