Posts Tagged batwings

Oh, Nothing Is Going On

Fishsticks Paltrow slipped on a custom coat (made out of Chris Martin’s testicle hair) to take a stroll to see how construction is coming along on her massive 33-room Casa De Poop in London. Fishy was escorted by Gary Lightbody, the lead singer of… Read more

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How To Get Rid Of Your Batwings The POOPY Way

This week’s POOP (nourish the inner asshole) newsletter teaches you how to get rid of your “batwings” using the Tracy Anderson Method. Now, I always thought the Tracy Anderson Method of toning your arms involved shoveling millions of dollars of… Read more

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