If you ever ask Cristiano Ronaldo who the mother of his love child is, he’ll pull out his tube of MAC Lip Glass and seal the secret of her identity in his precious mouth forever. Crispy isn’t saying shit, but the Daily Mirror is! They claim that… Read more
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Pull out the biggest box of Kleenex you can find, because you’re going to need it. And not because The-Dream’s statement will make you cry a river full of sympathy tears for him. No, you’re going to need all those tissues to make a giant “BITCH… Read more
Tags: baby, baby mama, body, Christina Milian, ed note, everything, footing, front yard, guts, kleenex, life, loving father, malicious person, Mama, mother, personal world, sympathy, Wants, woman, yard
Despite once being one of reality television’s most promising fake couples (suck it, Speidi!) the news of Levi Johnston being forced to shotgun marry baby mama/world’s greatest actress Bristol Palin has broken Kathy Griffin’s adorable little heart…. Read more
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Is this the hot butt of Cristiano Ronaldo’s secret baby mama? (dlisted) Twilight, for guys, includes kissing lesbians! (SocialiteLife) Scarlett Johansson, red hot mango. (Popoholic) A love song shoutout to canceled TV shows. (CollegeHumor) Kate… Read more
Tags: baby mama, booty, CollegeHumor, cristiano ronaldo, DListed, hot butt, hot mango, Kate Gosselin, kissing lesbians, love, Mama, Mango, popoholic, Scarlett Johansson, secret baby, shoutout, socialitelife, song, Twilight
Kevin Costner’s sperm is unstoppable! 55-year-old Kevin became a father for the seventh time yesterday when his 36-year-old trophy wife Christine Baumgartner evicted a baby girl from her womb. There’s no need to light a saints candle for… Read more
Tags: baby mama, china pattern, gold digger, Hoveround, money sign, new tradition, old ass, rutabagas, trophy wife, wife christine
Wasn’t it just a few days ago I was commenting on how ridiculously hot Gisele Bündchen bra and panties pictures were for a baby mama? Well, in the matter of just days she’s managed to re-raise her own… Read more
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Katherine Jackson is downsizing. The 79-year-old – who cares for seven of her grandchildren in her California mansion – has reportedly told Jermaine Jackson’s baby mama, Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza, that she and her four kids can no longer live in… Read more
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When we last left Mel Gibson’s baby mama OctoSana Grigorieva, she had been left on the curb by the corn syrup chichis connoisseur for whatever reason. Well, at a press conference in Moscow for her charity single (proceeds go to the victims of… Read more
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First came the news of the demise of Larry King’s marriage, and now People says that Mel Gibson has returned his Russian baby mama Oksana Grigorieva to the gold digging factory from which she came from! We’re all getting dumped today! It’s National… Read more
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Jude Law and his latest baby mama Samantha Burke have come to an agreement regarding child support and the visitation schedule for their five-month old daughter Sophia. The News of the World (via Metro) claims that Jude’s signature will hitch a ride… Read more
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