Isn’t that a headline that just squats over your cup of coffee and pisses in it? But it’s not completely bad news. As some of you know, Michael Douglas was diagnosed with cancer of the froat three weeks ago and he had a conversation with both People… Read more
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Pixie Lott, the 19-year-old pop star – who has always shared a room at her parents’ house in Brentwood, Essex with her sister – has bought a one bedroom apartment in a trendy area of east London so that she can enjoy some private time with her… Read more
This Is Romance
Aug 30
Isn’t it every little girl’s dream to one day receive a marriage proposal from a fully waxed and greased guido gorilla on the cover of a prestigious magazine that is mostly used as a cum rag by homeless crackheads in the Tri-state area? The same… Read more
Police: Paris Hilton arrested on cocaine charge LAS VEGAS – Police arrested Paris Hilton on cocaine possession charges late Friday night after stopping the car she was in on a Las Vegas street, authorities said. Hilton was booked into the… Read more
Bristol Palin, The Hoff, Mop Head, The Situation and Ceiling Eyes all sitting in a room together wearing enough sequins to make Johnny Weir’s sparkly fart bubbles feel inadequate. No, I did not just to describe a scene to you from the mind of M…. Read more
The couple – who have children Apple, five, and Moses, four, together – have recently enjoyed a romantic break in their holiday home in the Hamptons resort area of the US city and believe the regular vacation helps them forget their… Read more
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Aug 22
Ruby, the bedbug sniffing Beagle of NYC! According to the local news, NYC is currently suffering through a major BEDBUG EPIDEMIC (Burn your mattresses!!!!) and it won’t be long before our bedbug overlords completely take over and enslave us forever…. Read more
Wino Cleaned Up!
Aug 4
Earlier I posted a few pictures of the former Crackie of Camden Amy Wino looking like she just rolled herself out of the sewer after unsuccessfully wrassling a gang of drunk rats for the last drop of sweet nectar in a Jim Beam bottle. Even the… Read more
When properly clothed and supported. Here’s Audrina Patridge in London last night facilitating the illusion that her breasts reside in the same area code and you can actually touch both of them during intercourse without… Read more
A newborn baby’s first cry shouldn’t come from getting slappity slap slapped in the back by the hand of a doctor. No, it should come from getting the area above its eyes waxed, plucked and Sharpie-ed. If I was the Surgeon General, we’d all be… Read more
