That tricky little crackie. Just when a judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to undergo random weekly drug testing, she shuffled off to the dentist to get her wisdom teeth pulled out. That is why she’s all bandaged up and looking like the Flying Nun after… Read more
Tags: ankles, crack house, different times, drug testing, electric wheelchair, genius, good shit, house, judge, lindsay lohan, officer, pain, probation, probation officer, surgery, tmz, tonsil, wheelchair, wisdom, wisdom teeth
Gary Coleman was hospitalized on Wednesday afternoon in Utah after he fell and fucked up his head. Since Gary seems to always bounce back quickly, I figured it was only a matter of time before he was throwing printers at his wife and kicking nosy… Read more
Tags: ankles, child, critical moment, Diff, e news, early afternoon, Gary Coleman, life, manager, matter of time, May, moment, mountain time, nosy, rent, support, thoughts and prayers, time, toucher, wednesday afternoon
Tiger Woods should watch himself, because here comes a hotter bitch who not only dresses better than him, but I’m sure Burrito has humped on more plastic toys too. And let’s not even talk about Tiger’s lipstick vs. Burrito’s lipstick. No,… Read more
Tags: ankles, Bitch, burrito, chihuahua, clip, golfing, hotter, lipstick, owner, plastic, plastic toys, playing golf, Tiger, Tiger Woods, today, today show, week
This isn’t just your average Lil’ Wayne birthday cake. This cake was a gift from Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger to their 14-year-old daughter Ireland, who I really hope is a Lil’ Wayne fan. If you don’t have strong ankles and good health insurance,… Read more
Tags: Alec Baldwin, alec baldwin and kim basinger, ankles, anything, birthday, birthday cake, cake, cakes, cream, daughter, fan, gift, good health, health, health insurance, insurance, Ireland, Kim Basinger, Lil, lil wayne, little pig, Wayne
England’s finest rose Jodie Marsh put down her fancy tea cup, patted the ends of her mouth with a crisp white napkin and commented on Katie Price’s life to the esteemed magazine Zoo (via Metro). And since Jodie is a refined lady who curtsies when… Read more
Tags: ankles, bit, cold as ice, cup, Emily Post, England, fancy tea, fuck, Harvey, Horse, horse dressage, Jodie, Jodie Marsh, Jordan, Katie, Katie Price, life, magazine, MOUTH, napkin, P.S, queen elizabeth, refined lady, Roxanne, tea, tea cup, zoo
Nothing will make your genitals quiver faster than a dude hitting it from the back with his jeans around his ankles, a cowboy hat on his head and his grandma’s cardigan over his shoulders. Right? But seriously, what was GQ going for here? I think… Read more
Tags: ankles, back, cardigan, Channing Tatum, clean freak, cowboy, cowboy hat, digs, dude, genitals, grandma, hat, head, lying on the floor, M CUUUMMMMING, Nothing, quiver, shit, top notch, worst time, YES
