Back in 2009, several hos nearly knocked their hairlines up a few inches when they raised both brows over a then 19-year-old Aaron Johnson of Kick-Ass getting engaged to a then 42-year-old Sam Taylor-Wood. Hairlines crept up even further when Sam birthed out their first daughter Wylda Rae on July 7th of last year. And now Aaron is going to be a two time daddy at the age of 21, because Sam's 44-year-old womb is full of a fetus that is closer in age to its daddy than its mom is. So now instead of strangers saying to Sam "Your two children are so beautiful," she will now hear, "Your THREE children are so beautiful."
Sam's rep tells People that her fourth child, and Aaron's second, will fall off of her vagina slide later this year.
You know, if I was a 44-year-old movie director who looks like Toni Collette in a fun house mirror, I too would clasp around some 21-year-old dick and not let go until a baby head pushed it out. It's a win/win for Sam. Aaron's only 21 so he's got the natural energy to bottle feed the babies all day and then still have enough in him to peen feed Sam's chocha at night. So what if Aaron is obviously going to drop that cougar for a kitten in a couple of years, I say get that dick while it's hot.
Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid