During a football game in Germany on Wednesday night, Mathieu Debuchy and Olivier Giroud scored a goal together and celebrated by having a beautiful Notebook-ish moment on the field. Queerty says that it set loins on fire and #Debuchy (side note: debuchy sounds like a fancy name for getting your pube bush trimmed) trended on Twitter for hours after it happened. In Europe, they don't even blink their eyes or reach for the lube when shit like this happens. But in America, we pull down the shades, bring out the economy-sized lotion, play this clip in slow motion on a loop and blast Echo & The Bunnyman. Let us frigid-faced prude bitch Americans have our fap fun!
Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid