The one good thing about Cannes, besides basking in the rays of its Queen, is all the man nipples it brings out. Here's the humanized Afghan Hound Adrien Brody sunning his furry chest patch on a yacht in Cannes today. Either that lady is related to Adrien or the blood in her loins doesn't boil for his kind, because that is a MEHface if I ever saw one. She's either saying: "Meh. Ass ain't bad." or "Meh. That belt does not go with those pants but I don't care enough to go the nearest American Eagle to rectify the situation."

And yes, I've already canceled my night's plans of doing absolutely nothing to Photoshop Lapo Elkann and Adrien Brody kissing with their nipple slits on a yacht.

Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid