In "Girl, You So Arty" news, Sienna Miller proudly puts her pregnancy bush and pancake pop nipples on display in the name of art! - Lainey Gossip

Joanna Krupa needs to stop, because the only beauty from The Real Housewives of Miami who should be posing in staged bikini pictures is La Bruja - Hollywood Tuna 

American hero tries to citizen's arrest a cop - Drunken Stepfather

I'm okay with this as long as in the first scene a rabid Wookie chews off Han Solo's earring - IDLYITW

If Jessica Simpson had a cookbook, Kit Kat lasagna would be her star recipe - The Berry 

The woman in the red sweater can't believe she waited hours in the cold to see that basic trick - Popoholic

Penny Marshall looks awful - The Superficial 

The epitome of a dim dumb bitch is a Jesse Tyler Ferguson fan who is anti-gay - Towleroad

Kirstie Alley is that bitch who thinks every man wants her  - Celebitchy

If Taylor Swift ever wanted to unite the world in barf, she'd publicly release the text messages she sends that Kennedy boy - ICYDK

Laura Linney is a regularly LiLo - Cityrag

Olivia Wilde looks like she has giant panty liners on her chest - I'm Not Obsessed

World War Zzzzzzz - Just Jared

The hell is Marion Cotillard wearing? - Popsugar

The hell is Jay Leno wearing? - Moe Jackson 

Did I really need to see a piece of Soulja Boy's shaft rising out of his pube bush? - (NSFW) OMG Blog

Budweiser needs to stop, because no self-respecting alcoholic gets drunk on beer  - Videogum

Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid