Sam Worthington from Avatar got arrested in Atlanta for being a drunk douche and I've never been into him until I looked at that mess of a mug shot. Getting pepper sprayed really brings out his hotness. - Lainey Gossip 

It's like James Franco got a messy facial from a rainbow - Towleroad

The moment Alec Baldwin's wife thought to herself, "I'm not getting paid enough for this shit." - The Superficial 

Ceiling Eyes visits whatever is left of her "career" - Hollywood Tuna 

Gisele Bundchen is really pregnant - Drunken Stepfather 

We as a society have gone too far when women are buying mud wraps for their pussies - Celebitchy

Taylor Momsen is hawking bags now - Popoholic

Okay, okay, Adam Levine wasn't a douche yesterday for a few minutes - The Berry 

Cher has spoken! - OMG Blog 

Eddie Murphy's new piece's tuck game is off the charts - Crunk + Disorderly

My guess is Chaz Bono? - SOW

Posh Beckham wore flats and the earth did not spin off its axis - Popsugar

Chris Brown looks like a pimp zombie - Just Jared

"Here's Instragramming you, kid" - Videogum

Five words that will make your mouse suddenly stop working: Rumer Willis in a bikini - Celebslam

In pube-pulling exciting news, Bethenny Frankel and I have the same poop bag holder - I'm Not Obsessed

It's a sad day for chochas, Jack Nicholson's man slut days are over - Hollywood Rag 

What Mel Gibson looks like when he farts while getting a blowjob - Cityrag

Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid