The most elegant goddess in the world and the pride of Germany, Micaela Schäfer, is a beautiful Christmas angel. Take in the yule tide glory of her shaved crotch while I call Germany's version of the ASPCA - Drunken Stepfather

"What's a school bus?" said Beyonce right before she posed in front of one - Lainey Gossip 

Everyone's on acid in this messed up Arnold Schwarzenegger Christmas video. Everyone, even the children - The Superficial

Senator Daredevil has a terrifying ring to it - Towleroad

A hard-tittied rose blooms in Barbados - Hollywood Tuna 

Happy Fappalooza Friday! - The Berry 

Can we get video of Sharon Stone acting crazy at her son's school, because that sounds like her greatest performance since Diabolique - Celebitchy

Russell Crowe = the face of your worst hangover - Just Jared

Kat Von D is lasering Vanilla Gorilla off of her body - ICYDK

Didn't Tommy Girl wear that coat in Valkyrie? Is it the same one? Naw, it can't be. That one looks bigger than a child's size XS - Popoholic

Keri Russell's got Justin Bieber's 2011 hair on her head and it's not the look - Popsugar

James Franco still thinks he's a messiah to the gay community - OMG Blog

Kelly Brook and a banana - Hollywood Rag

Those Christmas tree strawberries look like something found on a Kleenex - Cityrag

The MTV Movie Awards still exist and Rebel Wilson is hosting them - Moe Jackson 

The This End of the World trailer needs more jokes about James Franco sucking peen - I'm Not Obsessed

Instragram changed their policies after Pimp Mama Kris threatened to flash Bruce Jenner's tits at them if they didn't - IDLYITW

Meet the man who is overdosing on ass every night - Necole Bitchie 

Tracy Anderson knows that GOOPY was wearing a fat suit in Shallow Hal, right? - Jezebel

Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid