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The Billboard Music Awards show wasn't totally a lukewarm cesspool of crap music, whiny fetuses and three cent strippers (see: Nicki Minaj). There was some true talent there too. In between Miguel's Janelle Monae-looking ass nearly giving a... Read more

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A new Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues trailer dropped over the weekend. In just over one minute of tease, we're already so stoked to love lamp all over again. Things we learned from the trailer: Paul Rudd's Brian Fantana got a new cologne (pure... Read more

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Here’s the rest of The 2013 Billboards Music Awards which you’ll probably notice is nothing but Jennifer Lopez, Selena Gomez, Jenny McCarthy‘s breasts and Madonna‘s unholy war on pants. On that note, if you’re wondering... Read more

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That sign must have smacked Kanye West‘s head a lot harder than we thought, because according to Pitchfork, Kanye West is calling his next studio album Yeezus (due out on June 18th). As in, the portmanteau of “Yeezy” and... Read more

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E! confirmed through multiple "sources" last week that Beyonce, Jay-Z and the rest of the world will soon be graced by another infinite holy one of eternal light, because they said a fetus checked into her womb. But apparently, Old Man Ebro of Hot... Read more

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Welcome back, Olivia Munn. The actress and former fanboy faptastic fiend has been looking a bit overworked of late. Long hours, the stress of big time television, and perhaps some really crappy movies have led Olivia to be looking a little out... Read more

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I still don't think Joanna Krupa is married, but she is the true star and really only tier-one hottie in all of Real Housewives land, so who's going to quibble with a legal relationship status over her? We've been lusting Joanna Krupa and her... Read more

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Susie Porter and Kelly McGillis all naked sex lesbian oral – The Monkey’s Mask (2000) Susie Porter and Kelly McGillis all naked sex lesbian oral – The Monkey’s Mask (2000) Susie Porter and Kelly McGillis all naked sex... Read more

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After spending the morning equating Ke$ha‘s face with terrorism, making light of body issues and generally violating a woman’s privacy, the least I can do is put on my sensitivity hat for a minute and acknowledge that once you ignore... Read more

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Natasha Henstridge butt naked and hot sex – Second Skin (2000) Natasha Henstridge butt naked and hot sex – Second Skin (2000) Natasha Henstridge butt naked and hot sex – Second Skin (2000). Format : MPEG-4 at 1 936... Read more

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The Cannes Film Festival provides a wonderful opportunity each May for serious cinematic artists to gather in the South of France and view a series of films that you'd chew off your right arm to not have to sit through. Or, more to the point,... Read more

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If you're still hungover and didn't read the headline, you're probably wondering why I posted a picture from 2004 of Portia De Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres. These two peroxide-haired beauties aren't Portia and Ellen. It's Nicole Kidman and Sun-In's... Read more

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Because they needed someone there who actually released a critically-acclaimed album, Miguel performed live at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards last night in Las Vegas. Everything seemed to be going well until he tried to jump over a pit full of... Read more

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It's a weird phenomenon that many adult film stars are quite shy and timid about attention in public when not at their more showy type jobs. Once they punch out, so to speak, it's back to normal, quiet, wallflower time. But Latina adult film... Read more

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I thought we could take a break from the Billboard Music Awards for a second and get back to what this site’s good at: Not knowing what the hell a vagina looks like. So here’s Amy Adams on the set of American Hustle flashing something... Read more

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Keanu Reeves is 48 years old and he usually looks like an eternally young vampire who's got an aging portrait of himself hanging in an attic somewhere. I'm guessing that Keanu wanted to throw people off of his trail, so he injected fat into his... Read more

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The 2013 Billboard Music Awards were this weekend, which is kinda like the Grammys if the Grammys gave awards based on who was way too overexposed. Anyway, Justin Bieber won the first ever Milestone Award, which I guess means milestones are coming a... Read more

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I can't remember the precise figures, but I believe Tori Spelling has given birth nine times in four years or something like that. In which case, she's looking pretty good for a woman forced to gestate and produce children in twice to three... Read more

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Her body is ridiculous….and seeing her walk around with a whip isn’t all that bad either….which reminds me that fashion is softcore porn…touchin on some fetish shit…that I am totally into…because let’s face... Read more

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