Retroskank Nude Celebs

Rihanna Goes Sheer Bra Top For Dinner Out; I Could Totally See the Two of Us At The Sizzler

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 20:16:35 +0000

Perhaps I'm a bit jealous because most of my recent dinner dates have still been wearing their prison jumpsuits when I take them out to whichever discount food chain is offering the best Early Bird dinner special on that particular late... Read more

Selena Gomez Unexpectedly Hot in Forbes Magazine Mini-Shoot

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 20:04:50 +0000

It's been a while since we've seen our be-lusted little Latina diva, Selena Gomez, either with or without her teen lesbian boyfriend, and who would've expected her to make a sextastic return courtesy of Forbes magazine, but that is what she done... Read more

The CAPTION THIS Contest For May 18th!

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:46:48 +0000

via Picture is... Read more

Miley Cyrus Rocking the Mom Shorts

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:41:04 +0000

read... Read more

Rhian Sugden Topless Hotness Both Up and Down the Stairs in Body in Mind Photoshoot

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:30:27 +0000

I don't say this lightly, but this may be my new very favorite Rhian Sugden photoshoot. The folks over at Body in Mind know female hotness very well, and they've managed to capture the utter sextastic of the blonde bombshell in a relatively... Read more

Open Post: Hosted By Will Smith Swatting At A Reporter

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:27:20 +0000

There's a Ukrainian reporter whose "thing" is to kiss the cheeks of celebrities on the red carpet and I guess most celebrities are okay with it, but Will Smith was not one of those celebrities at the premiere of Men In Black 3 in... Read more

Rihanna Topless for Esquire of the Day

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:04:59 +0000

Rihanna is topless in Esquire’s July issue that hasn’t come out yet, but that they are seeding the internet with a few pics to generate a little buzz and really who gives a fuck…. This bitch was a child hooker in barbados-... Read more

Audrina Patridge Bikini in Mexico of the Day

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:02:26 +0000

Audrina Patridge was in a bikini with her boyfriend…showing off her fake titties like they matter….but it turns out that they don’t…She’s pretty much peaked in terms of her celebrity…it is all downhill from... Read more

Hayden Panettiere And Her Short Skirt Is Going to Cause a Fapping Chain Reaction

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:59:36 +0000

I kind of get the whole Hayden Panettiere craze, but not quite like some of you. The crayon drawn letters we get from some of you with your hearts on your sleeves (at least, it looks like hearts) going on and on about petite blonde minxy... Read more

Raven Has Some Shit To Say About The Lesbian Rumors

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:28:41 +0000

Cancel the "That's So Raven!" pride parade float sponsored by Sharpie (the trusted name in eyebrow situations), because Raven Symone has stepped far away from the closet door knob and is not coming out publicly anytime soon. Raven went on Twitter... Read more

Freida Pinto Upskirt Scores Another Win for Cannes-Tastic Hotness

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:28:09 +0000

The whole Cannes Film Festival has been starting to bug me the past few years. I kind of finally got used to its self-importance and annual Sean Penn appreciation days, and even Roman Polanski coming out of rape-retirement to receive... Read more

Movie of the Week: The Dictator (2012)

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:17:58 +0000

I love Anna Faris, and I loved her in The Dictator. Unfortunately I think all her "nude" scenes are body doubles. The Dictator (2012) Release Date: 5/16/12 - The heroic story of a dictator who risks his life to ensure that democracy would never... Read more

Terry Richardson Shoots Some Topless Bitch Named Hannah of the Day

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:16:14 +0000

As you know, Terry Richardson is a famous fashion photographer who shoots pretty much everyone…and posts the behind the scenes on his site TERRYSDIARY…. Well finally he has decided to use his celebrity status and position in the... Read more

Anabelle Naked for Purple of the Day

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:11:46 +0000

I don’t know who Anabelle is, but I know she did this very naked, spread vagina shoot for PURPLE.FR a fucking fashion magazine….making this one of the better caliber naked for fashion posts…because a spread vagina…even if... Read more

Lucy Pinder Topless In Glasses, This Might Be Her Greatest Look Ever (VIDEO)

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:01:54 +0000

There's no doubt Lucy Pinder is one of our very most favorite of the sextastic Britty glamour models, something very naughty librarian about her whole hot look. So when we saw her playing up her naughty girl in glasses topless thing in what... Read more

The Crap We Missed – Friday 5.18.12

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see Lena Dunhan, self-proclaimed “voice of her generation,” and that voice apparently says, “You know what? I earned these chili fries….” We’ve also got... Read more

Charlize Theron Was A Toofless 10-Year-Old Girl

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 17:30:42 +0000

Charlize Theron is one of those gorgeous beauties who tries to convince us that when she was a kid, she was a disgustingly gross creature who cowered under a bench in the playground as brats threw peanut shells at her. (Yes, I'm typing from... Read more

Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb Form a Trifecta of Hotness at CW Upfronts After Party

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 17:11:47 +0000

Now, I must admit to not having watched a single CW show, not at least since the day my family jewels descended into their velvet sack; none of them ever appealed to me. However, that does not deny the fact that the CW has put forth a bevy of... Read more

Oh, Hey, Rihanna’s Butt. Long Time, No See.

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:45:10 +0000

When I referenced Rihanna‘s butt earlier in the Terry Richardson/Jared Leto post that should really be an indicator of how barely being able to see through a celebrity’s clothes is like goddamn manna from heaven today, I had no... Read more

MSM Weekly 60-Seconds of Skintastic Includes Anna Faris Buttside, Walking Tall Bare Tops, and Stefania Casini Ski-Poling (VIDEO)

skank — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:39:29 +0000

Okay, let's be honest, this is prom season, a time when you're either about to, or not so fondly recalling, wasting a few hundred of your very hard earned dollars on the hopes of possible just seeing the hint of your date's bare flesh puppy. Well,... Read more