Scary Spice should've known not to try to recreate the "Cassie cut" with a Flowbee - Hollywood Tuna
George Clooney's piece is showing Sarah Larson how it's really done - Lainey Gossip
Asksars and Bosworth: Still doing it - Just Jared
Heidi Montag's tits are a million times the size of her brain. But that's not saying much since my nipple is a million times the size of her brain. - The Superficial
Mischa Barton went blonde for a movie role. HA. Okay, now I'm just being cruel. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Kerry Katona has dropped the chunk in more ways than one - Holy Moly!
Heidi Klum's hand bra - Egotastic!
Glamberace looking like a butch Bill Kaulitz - Towleroad
Ryan Gosling in a t-shirt. That is all. - Popsugar
Paris Hilton has the brain of a 1-year-old, so isn't she a little too young to be playing with Barbies? - Hollywood Rag
Brad Pitt might have accidentally kidnapped a child - Celebitchy
Susan Sarandon getting cougar tips from Demi - Cityrag
Elton John thinks Jesus liked peen - I'm Not Obsessed
Alexander McQueen's label will go on - Socialite Life
Your daily douche gargle - ICYDK
Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid