Scary Spice should've known not to try to recreate the "Cassie cut" with a Flowbee - Hollywood Tuna

George Clooney's piece is showing Sarah Larson how it's really done - Lainey Gossip

Asksars and Bosworth: Still doing it - Just Jared

Heidi Montag's tits are a million times the size of her brain. But that's not saying much since my nipple is a million times the size of her brain. - The Superficial

Mischa Barton went blonde for a movie role. HA. Okay, now I'm just being cruel. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Kerry Katona has dropped the chunk in more ways than one - Holy Moly!

Heidi Klum's hand bra - Egotastic!

Glamberace looking like a butch Bill Kaulitz - Towleroad

Ryan Gosling in a t-shirt. That is all. - Popsugar

Paris Hilton has the brain of a 1-year-old, so isn't she a little too young to be playing with Barbies? - Hollywood Rag

Brad Pitt might have accidentally kidnapped a child - Celebitchy

Susan Sarandon getting cougar tips from Demi - Cityrag

Elton John thinks Jesus liked peen - I'm Not Obsessed

Alexander McQueen's label will go on - Socialite Life

Your daily douche gargle - ICYDK

Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid