The Orange County version of Dan is doing it with the Upper East Side version of Summer. I guess Adam Brody and Leighton Meester want to keep it in The CW family - Lainey Gossip 

Natalie Portman drives a huge ass Mercedes hybrid, but shouldn't she be driving a bike made out of recycled wood and flowers? - Hollywood Tuna 

Like Kim Kardashian suffers from stress. It was just her baby trying to claw out of her stomach and run for dear life - Celebitchy

Chris Pratt is playing Star-Lord in the Guardians of the Galaxy movie and I'm not completely fluent in nerd, but I'm pretty sure that's a big deal (?) - The Superficial 

Why aren't David Beckham's panties white? H&M missed a fapportunity - Towleroad

VS. Magazine took a picture of Kate Bosworth at the exact moment she realized she's not sexing on ASkars anymore - Drunken Stepfather 

Charlize Theron is sort of fighting the hot with that fauxhawk, but her hotness is still winning - Popoholic

Russell Brand doesn't know if John Mayer is a bigger slut whore than him - ICYDK

Brandi Glanville continues to be a shameless fame whore by leaking a private picture of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian's first time together - The Berry 

BREAKING NEWS: Pimp Mama Kris is crazy - IDLYITW

Fergie is looking a little preggolicious - I'm Not Obsessed 

I knew you were trouble when you walked into the library - Videogum

Nothing will hug your heart like a video of Babe in a wheelchair - OMG Blog

Why is  Ginnifer Goodwin dressed like school boy from Whoville? - Just Jared

Mann Coulter is flirting with Obama again - Jezebel

Norwood Young's hair is laid like a bouquet of dandelions on my grave - Crunk + Disorderly

KISS! KISS! KISS HIS FEET! KISS ANYTHING! - Popsugar

Bitch lost that bet on purpose - Celebslam

Simon Lebon looks like he's about to tie you to the train tracks and cackle as you meet your demise, but I still would - Cityrag

Richard Simmons got himself a beard - SOW

Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid