Elton John served up some Grandpa Howdy Doody realness in a picture with his new baby. And as the photographer took this picture, Elton John made a poopy in his Pampers at the exact same time his new baby made a poopy in his Pampers. That is what I call bonding. - Towleroad
Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet's public displays of affection at The Grove look like it was directed by Fellini. All fancy and shit - Lainey Gossip
Jen from Dark Crystal is looking hot - Celebitchy
"Where oh where did I put Granny Spears' good crocheted lace table runner?" asked Daddy Spears - The Superficial
Vintage words of wisdumb from Wonky McValtrex and Nicole Richie - The Berry
The chipmunk Slytherin goes bra-less on Cosmo - Drunken Stepfather
The raccoon Kewpie doll goes goes topless in Jalouse - Hollywood Tuna
Michelle "Not The Marilyn Monroe One" Williams tries to act like she's too busy to perform at the Super Bowl - Jezebel
What a terrible insult to all drag queens - ICYDK
Natalie Portman's dress looks like a deflated Sno-Ball and now I miss Hostess again - Popoholic
Even January Jones' hair can't stand her - IDLYITW
Sean Stewart knows that Adrienne Maloof only deserves the finer things in life - I'm Not Obsessed
Meanwhile, Blue Ivy Carter is wearing a hat made from a real panda head. She's showing Suri up again! - Just Jared
Anderson Cooper getting a blow job. That is all. - Buzzfeed
And today's special is freshly waxed Olympic swimmer ass - OMG Blog
The sight of a memaw drop kicking another memaw is definitely what I needed today - Crunk + Disorderly
Harpo, who dis woman? - Cityrag
Marky Mark's huge arms sort of look like two pairs of butt cheeks - Hollywood Rag
I'm pretty sure they used an old Judy Tenuta wax figure to make Katy Perry's wax figure - Celebslam
Goldie Hawn taking a picture of Kurt Russell in front of Kate Hudson's Ann Taylor ad is kind of cute... - Popsugar
Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
