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Mr Skin's special July 4th promotional is so hot, I just joined for 1 year myself!

Afternoon Crumbs

Hilary Duff got some trout lips to go with her chipmunk cheeks. I think that's enough for the government to declare her face a wildlife sanctuary - Celebitchy

JLo brings her blow-up doll sexy face and Baby Casper to the Parker premiere - Lainey Gossip

My weekend plans involve printing out all these pictures, spreading them all over floor and then rolling around naked in them for a few hours. I welcome the paper cuts - The Berry

Future headline: Bryan Singer replaces January Jones with an ice cube in a blonde wig - The Superficial

Ashley Greene wears leggings while checking her Google Alert for "Ashley Greene wears leggings" - Hollywood Tuna

No. I repeat, No. - Drunken Stepfather

The 2013 Coachella lineup needs more Charo, Pia Zadora, La Toya Jackson, Majela Zeze Diamond and La Tigresa Del Oriente - Towleroad

That BluePrint juice bottle tells me that Emmy Rossum must be smiling to get through the pain of holding in the non-stop wet shits - Popoholic

Nicole Sullivan thinks MiserAlba lied about how easily the pregnancy weight just slipped off of her body - ICYDK

Today's iCant moment brought to you by Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs - IDLYITW

Pussies are just like us, they're scared of Nicki Minaj's face - OMG Blog

Jennifer Lawrence and a gutter ass wig in W Magazine - Hollywood Rag

RiRi keeping it demure and refined as always - Just Jared

TGIF! Here's Orlando Bloom's nipple plates - Popsugar

Sharon Stone is looking hot! (I really thought this was Sharon Stone) - Boy Culture

Irony overdose alert! Cracked out Courtney Love says that Gwen Stefani owes her entire career to Gavin Rossdale - Jezebel

Well, Honey Boo Boo Chile IS the Shirley Temple of this generation - Gawker

Sofia Vergara and her coke-loving, orgy-having twat sack of a fiancé might break up soon - I'm Not Obsessed

It's good to know that Leelee Sobieski wore a skirt with the same print as the lining paper my abuelita used to line her dresser drawers - SOW

FINALLY! The APP and Size Queen Gods have heard our prayers - Manhunt Daily

Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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