Pour out a bag of Werther's! Former HSOTD and the world's oldest woman Besse Cooper went off to heaven at the age of 116 and I hope they get FX up there or else she'll never know how AHS ends this season - Jezebel

Johnny Depp's $17.5 million Nashville mansion looks like a Ballard Designs catalog shat all up in it - Lainey Gossip

Wait until Mel Gibson finds out that's not sugar on Lindsay Lohan's tits - The Superficial 

Carmen Electra's "I humped Prince back in the day and now I'm forced to stand next to this nobody for a photo-op" face says it all - Hollywood Tuna 

Can't Chris Evans get his brother in touch with a meth dealer who delivers? - Towleroad

RiRi has a PhD in shit decision making, so I wouldn't doubt this - IDLYITW

The Fabulously Boring Baker Boys starring a breathy broom - Drunken Stepfather

Miranda Kerr feels left out, because she's the only VS Angel who hasn't gotten a piece of Leonardo DiCatchAHo - Celebitchy

Presenting the wardrobe for Justin Bieber's next world tour - The Berry 

But what I want to know is, which Ke$ha song did Jenelle Evans walk down the aisle to? - ICYDK

I'm pretty sure InStyle got GOOPY Paltrow's quote wrong. What she said was, "YOU can't have it all, but I DO have it all." - Just Jared

Olivia Munn's face looks different - Popoholic

Dianna Agron should get the jaundice she's obviously suffering from looked into - Popsugar

Don't we all? - OMG Blog 

Numbers 1 through 10 on Forbes' Most Overpaid Hos List should be Katherine Heigl - Videogum

"Gabriel Aubry started it!" is this week's "Olivier Martinez started it!" - Pink is the New Blog 

STAGED! We all know Ellen Grossman was Beyonce's surrogate! - Necole Bitchie 

Why is that grown Chucky doll walking to next a human Port-A-Potty? - I'm Not Obsessed

Source: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid