I am not going to beat around the bush, I happen to love Jennifer Lopez‘s dance tracks (1999′s smash hit “Waiting For Tonight” still tops them all), now they’re all in one convenient place. Just last week she released… Read more
Archive for July, 2012
Oh, it’s been much too long since we’ve all frozen our finger tips on the ice cold cuntiness that pours out of Kunty Karl’s ghoulish prune lips when he comes for a bitch. This newest ice pick of words from the Grand Dame Bitch of the House of the… Read more
stepLINKS of the Day
Jul 31
As amazing, innovative, exciting and genius I am…this shit gets repetitive, if it didn’t get me models to fuck, I’d probably give it up to pursue my one true passion….masturbating….challenging myself to cum in the most… Read more
Night Crumbs
Jul 31
Snoop Dogg thinks he’s the reincarnation of Bob Marley, has quit hip hop and is recording a reggae album as Snoop Lion. In other words, Snoop got beyond blazed while watching The Lion King with The Wailers blasting in the background – The Hollywood… Read more
Leilani Dowding, Jasmine Waltz, and Brandi Howe Spend a Day at the Gym With Egotastic! (VIDEO)
Jul 31
I think I’ve finally found the motivating factor I need to get my lazy ass to the gym. Bring three hot girls with you and you’ll suddenly find yourself sweating to the oldies. So, we called up a couple good friends; first Eurasian long and… Read more
We do so lust the body on Sophie Turner and her willingness to share it with the rest of the world by way of sweet deep cleavage bikini pics on Twitter. Talk about a giving soul. There are hot bodies and then there are smoking hot,… Read more
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It’s been something like two months since Courtney Stodden has graced our blog with her “rillness”, and to be honest, I just kind of assumed she was dead. That sounds super bad, I know, but … have you seen her? She is the… Read more
Lindsay Lohan has never been self-conscious showing a little skin. Whether it was getting out of a limo spread eagle or baring all in a Playboy spread (one of the most widely read copies of the publication), we’ve all gotten glimpses of… Read more
Last week, it was revealed that Kristen Stewart was cheating on Robert Pattinson with the Rupert Sanders, the married director of Snow White and the Huntsman. Also revealed: Kristen and Robert were dating. Who knew? Anyway, in the wake of the… Read more
Vanessa Hudgens flaunts her asstastic in tiny shorts around L.A. (TheSuperficial) Cheryl Burke and Kelly Monaco bikini time together in Malibu. (Celebuzz) Miley Cyrus shows us what it would be like to wake up next to her. (HuffPo) Check out some of… Read more
A few days ago, Lana Del Rey covered Nirvana‘s song “Heart-Shaped Box” in concert down in Sydney, Australia and … you can see where this is going, right? There’s only one person allowed to ride Kurt Cobain‘s… Read more
Oh, we do lust the animal prints on the carnivorous-passion-inducing ladies. One of our favorite Boot-transplants, Claudia Romani, continues to shine, shimmer, and show signs of sweet bikini bodiness along the Florida coast in a very wild… Read more
These are some of the first pictures of Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as his young lover Scott Thorson on the set of Steven Soderbergh’s Behind the Candelabra, which will air on HBO next year. Seeing Liberace makes most people cough out… Read more
Someday, I’m going to open up all the letters we receive here at Egotastic! to The Smithsonian or some other historical organization to document the incredibly diverse set of gentlemen oglers who contact us on a daily basis. It’s eclectic, you… Read more
Brandi Glanville supposedly had sex with serial Porta-potty diddler Gerard Butler, so it really shouldn’t be that shocking to find out she got caught banging a random dude in her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-star Kyle… Read more
As far as I’m concerned, the transition has already occurred between the older generation of Kardashian merchandise pimpstresses and the new generation of Jenner-bred money-makers, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner. Even puppet master momager… Read more
Not a day goes by when Lindsay Lohan’s saggy tit bags aren’t playing patty cake with her knees during a topless photo shoot, but while shooting a scene for that low-budget, direct-to-Xtube movie The Canyons, she played the “ohmygawd I can’t possibly… Read more
Just because we like her, and because we like seeing her dance, here’s Azealia Banks in a short clip by Alexander Wang for French Vogue. And according to the little blurb attached to the video (I won’t post it because it’s French,… Read more
(First, a shoutout, to our very own photo editor, Lexi, who finally got her shot to snap some red carpet photos last night at the N.Y.C. premiere of The Bourne Legacy and got every hot inch of Rachel Weisz in these stunning pictures. Way to… Read more
Forget the Battle For Suri and Losing Nahla ’12, the real custody war we should all be focusing on is the one between RPattz and Kristen Stewart over their fur child Bear Pattinson-Stewart. Finally, a hobo hipster version of Kramer vs. Kramer with… Read more
Here’s the brand-new music video from Nicki Minaj for her latest single, “Pound The Alarm.” As per usual, it’s a colorful and over the top party, a wild carnival extravaganza set in Port of Spain, which is located on… Read more
We know Tulisa Contostavlos can put on a show, whether that be on stage in musical performance or in the privacy of her own sex tape, but did you realize just how ridiculously hot this British music sensation can look on camera? Our… Read more
At least once a month, Lindsay Lohan gets practically naked in a room at Chateau Marmont and lets Terry Richardson take a bunch of pictures of her and publish them on a worldwide communication system accessed by billions of people, but why should… Read more
Leave it to our funbag fascinated friends at Nuts magazine to deliver an Olympian effort of chest puppy goodness in their ‘Brilliant Breasts’ issue of the magazine, featuring the stunning, now 22-year old Rosie Jones along with her friends… Read more
