Health warning signs have gone up all up and down the Jersey Shore, which could mean only one thing: the taint warts of MTV (and that’s saying a lot) are back and have started shooting their mess of a show today. If you’re in the Jersey Shore area,… Read more
Archive for May, 2012
Katy Perry Is Loki
May 31
Avengers Assemble (or whatever they say in that shit)! The Avengers should bring a few extra shields (and a few whipped cream-less sundaes) this time, because I bet they didn’t know that Loki can shoot whipped cream from her tits! via… Read more
What with Snow White and The Huntsman coming out tomorrow in theaters, and we are geeked to see that mofo, everybody will once more be rejoicing in the evil hotness that is Charlize Theron in what is sure to be yet another memorable… Read more
Heather Bormann, the party bus driver who accused Matthew Fox of one two punching her in the poon and titty area mysteriously withdrew her case against him back in April. And we’re hearing about it just a few days after Dominic Monaghan became the… Read more
I don’t give a fuck about Julianne Hough or her attempt to crossover into mainstream acting after a career as a professional dancer that annoys me cuz it doesn’t involve stripping – the only professional dancing I… Read more
Television Series: Femme Fatales (Season 2, Episode 4)(US-2012) Actresses: Sandra McCoy (Breasts;Vagina Shot Likely Double) Credit: Recapped Info: MP4 (1280×720) Mirrorcreator (138 MB) Original post blogged on… Read more
Television Series: Game of Thrones (Season 2,Episode 9) (US-2012) Actresses: Sahara Knite (Full Frontal and Ass) Credit: celebskin4free Info: MP4 (1920×1080) Oron Uploaded Turbo (141.1 MB) Original post blogged on… Read more
Afternoon Crumbs
May 31
Charlize Theron is wearing a dress that looks like a peen sheath made from the night sky. In other words, I’m into it – ICYDK Lainey’s take on the Zhang Ziyi prostitution whore scandal has turned my #getmoneybitch reaction into a… Read more
Somewhat sadly for us, Ali Larter has been going through the post-baby Hollywood celebrity phases rather rapidly, which means she moved quickly past ‘Hey, check out my body, I lost all the baby weight fast’ phase and into the more reticent… Read more
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where this Janice Dickinson pic says to Zhang Ziyi, “Well, it could have been worse.” We’ve also got the all-natural beauty of Lisa Rin–AHH!, Jon Stewart accidentally… Read more
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I’m a big fan of model Camille Rowe…..and I’ve seen her naked before…I’ve done some POSTS ON HER TITTIES BEFORE ….and luckily Terry Richardson took some nude pics of her and her amazing Euro Bush I want to shave… Read more
This is a picture 16 year old Stella Hudgens posted to her twitter….I assume it is of her young teen bikini body….you know dabbling in her sister’s marketing strategy but not fully committing… Vanessa Hudgens’ legal… Read more
I may hate Courtney Stodden or at least the fact that people pay attention to her and publish her staged stupidity like she was Heidi Montag at her peak….I may hate that this porn looking trash isn’t doing porn…but is instead… Read more
Some people are running from this video to the holy water eye wash since this is some alien hatching shit to them, but not me. After reading about zombies nom nom nom-ing on faces, the Canadian Jeffrey Dahmer, the intestines-throwing crazy and… Read more
Rosie Jones and Sabine Jemeljanova Battle It Out for Boobtastic Supremacy in Our Page 3 Battle
May 31
We love it when a totally new and totally hot-chested contestant enters the polygon battlefield that is our Page 3 ta-on-ta weekly showdown. This week we meet Sabine Jemeljanova, completely new to us, though we’ve already imprinted her entire… Read more
Jennifer Love Hewitt might be constantly in the press for openly fantasizing about men way out of her league and/or eating cheeseburgers, but this is a confident, independent woman we’re talking about who’s not afraid to… Read more
Kim Kardashian drops some serious sex bombs on Instagram. (HuffPo) Crystal Harris moves back into the Playboy Mansion with Hef. (FoxNews) Julianne Hough poses seductively in very little clothing. (Celebuzz) Katrina Darrell “Bikini Girl” from… Read more
Consider me a Ricki-Lee Coulter fan. I mean, I was before, I am still, but after checking out these performance shots from her gig in Sydney last night, I just want to sign up to be the guy who rubs out her kinks after her bending and… Read more
Honey Boo Boo Chile, the go-go juice-guzzling breakout star of Toddlers & Tiaras, is getting her very own reality show produced by the same Lucifers of minions who put her on TLC (The Traumatizing Little Children Channel). TLC announced that… Read more
You know those old shows where some love-lorn woman picks petals off a daisy and starts musing, ‘I love him, I hate him, I love him, I hate him..’ Okay, I don’t really remember that either. But it is kind of how I’m feeling these days about… Read more
stepNEWS of the Day
May 31
The world has gone nuts….seriously….from zombie face eating to gay porn stars killing people in video….it is the apocalypse…I hope you’ve been practicing your hand to hand combat….here are some other… Read more
