Old design, new design, even when I’m old and gray, I will never stop lusting fabulous funbags. Of this, I am quite certain. And I’m also certain that outtakes from magazine pictorials are invariably far more fun and fleshy than those that… Read more
Archive for November, 2011
Welcome to the newly remodeled bachelor (and cool lady friends who don’t complain about the seat being left up) pad we call Egotastic! Remember when I told you that as soon as I had the means I was going to fix this place up a bit? Well, yep, you… Read more
I do love Mariah Carey‘s 1994 holiday hit (almost a classic) All I Want For Christmas Is You, but there was simply no need to release an updated (SuperFestive!) version. Especially with Justin Bieber who adds nothing fresh or particularly… Read more
Ekaterina Rednikova from Dom
Nov 30
Movie: Dom (Russia-2011) Actress: Ekaterina Rednikova (Breasts and Brief Ass and Bush) Credit: El Amigo Info: XVID (720×400) Mirrorcreator Rapid (28 MB) Original post blogged on… Read more
Pimp Mama Kris has gone too far this time in her campaign to paint Kris Humphries as an evil monstrous cunt oaf who stomped all over Kim’s fairytale dreams. This cover of Star Magazine, obviously curated by Kris Jenner, is offensive, wrong,… Read more
Update (11-30-11)
Nov 30
I had severe computer issues over the holiday weekend. One of the boys from the office finally fixed it and saved most of my stuff. The site should be back to normal starting tomorrow. Sorry for the long break! Here is Lady Gaga topless from the… Read more
Twitter user @UVAMichael strolled into a restaurant in Richmond, VA today and caught a gift in the form of Daniel Day-Lewis in Shape-Ups, Steve Jobs’ wardrobe and an Abe Lincoln face. DDL is in Richmond shooting Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln biopic… Read more
Who am I kidding? There’s nothing else I can add to that headline. Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety coach. There’s more raw human failure in that simple sentence than there is in 1,000 Ed Hardy shirts. Here’s the… Read more
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Sinead O’Connor quests for The Difficult Brown inside The Matrix, Emily Blunt who can quest for The Difficult Brown in my basement lair whenever the hell she wants and Katie… Read more
Pippa Middleton has been taking far too long to disgrace her family for a little revenge on her sister and parents for favoring her sister….I would have predicted these pics of her ass in a skirt would have been her fisting herself if you had… Read more
Fashion is Softcore porn, if you read this site, which I doubt and don’t really get why I bother even captioning pics….then you’d know that I love models because they are skinny, have very little ambition, but get paid a fucking… Read more
Vanessa Hudgens went Grocery shopping, you know because living up to being Vaness Pudgens and her recent lesbian haircut and weight gain, requires eating….a lot….and sometimes watching bitches grocery shop is highly erotic…some of… Read more
Victoria’s Secret made a big deal about flat chested and Monkey faced Karlie Klass from the mid-west or wherever the fuck she’s from…They made it seem like they pulled her out of a Walmart or chain family restaurant and gave her… Read more
Her name is Constance Jablonski and she is a model…who is doing some fetish/latex/BDSM inspired photoshoot for high fashion…because fashion is softcore porn…that is disguised as art…and that is some genius shit that I wish… Read more
If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan‘s sobriety is going, terrible. It’s going fucking terrible. Probably the worst you could possibly think of it going. Via Independent Woman: Courtney Love has claimed she is Lindsay… Read more
Here’s some shitty pictures from some homosexual campaign of Miley Cyrus in some semi-see through but totally not erotic shirt unless it is old and she’s 16 in the shit cuz 16 year olds aren’t supposed to be in see through shirts,… Read more
stepNEWS of the Day
Nov 30
The best news feed on the internet according to me and some dude on twitter is this fucking post….it will change your useless life and motivate you to do something with yourself like become a pornstar who becomes a teacher, or getting… Read more
Haven’t you always thought that the likes of Ava Gardner, Veronica Lake, Marilyn Monroe, Dorothy Lamour and Jean Harlow would be a lot more “classier” and “Old Hollywood-ier” if they teased their hair into an AquaNet nest, painted their titty balls… Read more
Interview: Jukebox The Ghost
Nov 30
Attention New Yorkers! I know you all have very busy weekends ahead of you crying over not winning the Book of Mormon lotto or waiting in line to check out Lady GaGa’s self-indulgent “workshop” at Barney’s. But if you’re in the mood to do… Read more
I meant to post these earlier in the week, but I’ve still been in a state of shock after learning January Jones has actual parents and wasn’t chiseled from a glacier. Anyway, here are the Joneses spending time with their new little… Read more
Tomorrow we’ll be launching our votes for the top hotness winners of 2011, but as much as we love to look back, I’m already admittedly excited about the coming new year of fresh celebrity sextastic. The 2012 calendars are a visually delightful means… Read more
Tomorrow we’ll be launching our votes for the top hotness winners of 2011, but as much as we love to look back, I’m already admittedly excited about the coming new year of fresh celebrity sextastic. The 2012 calendars are a visually delightful… Read more
Earlier in the year, Scientology, a.k.a. Tom Cruise‘s Space Magic, has been plagued by reports of using its members for slave labor, and now comes a report from a woman who claims she was imprisoned on a cruise ship by head Thetan-sucker… Read more
- Rihanna nipple pokes out to say hello. (Celebuzz) – Scarlett Johansson in Cosmo. (GossipCenter) – Kylie Minogue looking sexy and whatnot. (Idolator) – Carey Mulligan talks about going full-frontal. (HuffPo) – WWE twin hotties support the troops…. Read more
