Archive for August, 2011

Emily Browning “Sleeping Beauty” (2011)

Emily Browning “Sleeping Beauty” (2011) Dubbed in Russian.         Format : AVI at 1 139 Kbps Length : 249 MiB for 30mn 35s 480ms Video #0 : AVC at 1 002 Kbps Aspect : 720 x 400 (1.800) at 25.000 fps Audio #0 : MPEG Audio… Read more

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Danielle Doetsch from Bikini Girls on Ice

Movie: Bikini Girls on Ice (Canada-2009) DVD Release Date: August 30 Actress: Danielle Doetsch (Breasts) Credit: celebskin4free Info: MP4 (1280×720) Oron F-Sonic (29.6 MB) Original post blogged on… Read more

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Jenna Johnson from Respire

Movie: Respire (US-2011) DVD Release Date: February 15,2011 Actress: Jenna Johnson (Breasts) DVD Order Link Credit: celebskin4free Info: MP4 (640×352) Oron F-Sonic (2.1 MB) Original post blogged on… Read more

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Viva Blanca, Hanna Mangan-Lawrence, and others from X

Movie: X (Australia-2011) DVD Release Date: August 30 Actress: Viva Blanca (Breasts and Ass in Thong);Hanna Mangan-Lawrence (Breasts); Burnetta Hampson (Full Frontal and Ass); Unidentified Actresses (Full Frontal) Credit: El Amigo DVD Order… Read more

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Finally, A Real Royal Wedding

Here’s Slash and his on-and-off again wife Perla Ferrar giving the international sign for holy matrimony after renewing their vows in Ibiza, Spain today. Slash and Perla first got married on October 15, 2001, which I’m pretty sure was also the… Read more

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.31.11

   “I said, I fucked your wife! God, this motor’s loud…” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Alysa Milano looking exactly like a woman who’s ready to pop at any minute, and she did… Read more

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Sophie Monk Sexy Pussy Whipper As Skintight Catwoman

Wow, just wow, this takes the quite natural lust of hot girl cosplay, combines it with a splash of love for DC Comics, spins it in a giant tank of Aussie hotness, and, voila, Sophie Monk decked out in a skin tight Catwoman costume, including working… Read more

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Emily Browning and others from Sleeping Beauty

Movie: Sleeping Beauty Theatrical Release Date: October 28 Actresses: Emily Browning (Full Frontal and Ass) Credit: El Amigo Info: XVID (640×352) NOTE: The video clips are dubbed in Russian. Rapid (14 Clips-127 MB) Vidcaps and other download… Read more

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S&M M-O-M

Is Rihanna about to be a MILF? (TheSuperficial) Olivia Munn becoming a stripper? (HuffPo) Jessica Lowndes drops some sweet cleavage. (Popoholic) Superhero movies keep getting lamer. (CollegeHumor) Kylie Minogue is ripping off Pippa Middleton…. Read more

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Kate Hudson’s Post Baby Body in a Bikini of the Day

Ignore the spammy video…so don’t click the spammy link…I just don’t have the rights to post the pics – but youtube piracy…cuz youtube is sketchy as hell even though it is publily traded… For those of you… Read more

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Minka Kelly Bangs This Guy Now

   According to TooFab, the now-single Minka Kelly is already not-single because she’s having a “growing late-night relationship” (So I’m not the only one who wakes up with that? Thank God.) with Ramon… Read more

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And Here’s OctoSana’s "Uh…Errr….Can We Go Back To Deal #1?" Side-Eye

Last year, Mad Mel Gibson offered Oksana Grigorieva $15 million as a break-up settlement in exchange for a blow job before jacuzzi (you can’t blame an asshole for trying). After OctoSana shook her head no to that offer (which because of her inner… Read more

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Cop Fucking on the Job of the Day

Here’s an amazing story. A cop was caught fucking a bitch on the hood of a car when he was in uniform and assumingly on duty, it is amazing and I can relate because if I was a cop, that would always be my optional out clause….you can… Read more

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Mel Gibson Made Court Faces Again

   Mel Gibson was in court this morning for reasons that aren’t really important, so just assumed he somehow managed to only pay Oksana Grigorieva a settlement that’s a shart in the bucket to him because the California… Read more

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Minka Kelly Hot on the Faux Catwalk, But Probably Oughta Worn a Thong

Oh, don’t even get me started on troubles with my pantylines showing. I mean, just how many times am I going to get busted by Victoria’s Secret security sneaking merchandise out of the store in my pocket? Speaking of thongs, I’m not sure why the… Read more

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Kim Kardashian’s sex tape costs $30 Million!

Good news, “mysterious stranger” (aka Kim Kardashian) who’s looking to buy the rights to Kim’s sex tape! It turns out, Vivid‘s head honcho Steve Hirsch is willing to part with the rights to the sex tape. Well, sorta…. Read more

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Ashley Tisdale Hot Dairy Queen Cheerleader Pimpstress

Well, leave it to the people from Got Milk, the purveyors and pimpers of all things bovinus mammarian, to get our be-lusted Ashley Tisdale back into a cheerleader costume for the purposes of genuine titillation. It’s been a difficult period in my… Read more

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And Now For Your Pretentious Celebrity Vegan Quote of The Day

   You’re a vegan. For your last meal would you go for a fatty steak or just some tempeh? I’m not a true vegan. I dabble in sustainable fish and dawdle in the consumption of eggs. Steak doesn’t speak to me, and tempeh is so-so…. Read more

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Afternoon Crumbs

Taylor Lautner throws his best Grace Jones face on VMan – OMG Blog Did you think Madge just magically has the endurance to chase after baby toys when they try to escape from her dungeon? That shit takes work! – Lainey Gossip Matt Boner and Cheyenne… Read more

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HUMPDAY HUZZAH: Amparo Grisales Topless Pictures, Celebrating Fifty and Faptastic

CLICK TO SEE HOW HOT AND TOPLESS AMPARO IS AT 50+ There are wonders of the world, and then, there are wonderments. Veteran Colombian telenovela actress Amparo Grisales is both I suppose, twin titles for her twin fetes of amazing everlasting youth…. Read more

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Who will lose the most weight on ‘Dancing With The Stars’?

Vegas oddsmakers put Chaz Bono in dead last to win Dancing With The Stars, but I put him first to lose. Who gives a shit which celeb wins – seriously, name one winner – DWTS is all about the dance floor diet! Could Chaz chuck the chunk and… Read more

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Giuliana Rancic Trolled LeAnn Rimes Like A Harp From Wherever People Don’t Eat

   While most of us recognize LeAnn Rimes‘s Holocaustiesque frame as the prime example of perfect health, Giuliana Rancic decided to get her name out there in the easiest way possible by publicly saying LeAnn looks too skinny…. Read more

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The CAPTION THIS Contest For August 31st!

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Models Have Moves

Here’s Karen Elson, Raquel Zimmerman and some Amish hos hawking fancy clothes while showing off the moves they learned at The Velma Dinkley Dance School. I just…. So this is the reason why that whenever I’m about to bust into any kind of dance… Read more

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Hello, Rose McGowan And Other News

   Posted by Photo Boy – Snooki is ready for the Fox News anchor desk. – Shannon Doherty wants you to go back to school. – Contact with George Clooney‘s penis is the newest prerequisite for Dancing With The Stars. -… Read more

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