† FROM DJ PAUL V. Woo hoo – it’s a long weekend! Are you feeling patriotic for the July 4th holiday yet? Or planning a BBQ with lots of sparkly pyro? Well, this week’s mashup will get your colors bursting a few days early. And… Read more
Archive for June, 2011
Following in the footsteps of Sandra Bullock, Denise Richards adopted (what my former editor Stacey once dubbed) a ‘revenge baby’, which is a little baby that you love and cherish out of the goodness of your heart and just to spite your… Read more
Presumably after realizing that in the real world, you can’t just crap out babies and expect them to raise themselves while people throw money at you because you can’t say no to not being pregnant all the goddamn time, Nadya… Read more
Please check out the world premiere of Beyoncé‘s YEAR OF 4 below, a mini-documentary about the making of her latest album which just dropped this past Tuesday! Plus don’t miss Beyoncé performing live tomorrow morning (July 1st) on Good… Read more
Welcome To Canada And Shit
Jun 30
The Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge, Willy and Wait, arrived in Ontario Canada today to grace their loyal subjects with their presence. It is only fitting that they ventured their royal selves to “the honeymoon capital of the Commonwealth” as… Read more
Pick Me!! Pick Me!!
Jun 30
The gorgeous, sensitive and sensible Charlize Theron (NO sarcasm this time, don’t pass out), the girl I would totally go ghey for, the object of my adoration and my avatar has said before that she would never get married until gays can. Me:… Read more
Leslie Murphy “White Irish Drinkers” (2010) hd720p Format : MPEG-4 at 3 037 Kbps Length : 68.7 MiB for 3mn 9s 815ms Video #0 : AVC at 2 905 Kbps Aspect : 1280 x 544 (2.353) at 23.976… Read more
Whether or not True Blood neck biter Stephen Moyer gives you a tingle down there, you can’t deny this bitch has upped his game. He’s looking extra buff and ripped this season! He tells Men’s Health magazine how he motivates… Read more
Apparently The Situation and I make the same face when we see tits. That’s.. that’s great. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Steven Tyler remembering how awesome drugs are, “I see… an… Read more
This will come as no surprise to you sluts as this is the biggest DUH excuse given to your lovah when asked about humping on someone else’s fuck parts during a BREAK UP PERIOD, but supposedly the Fox was on hiatus from licking on her now husband… Read more
Call me a master detective on par with Batman – I’m serious, specifically call me that. – but I don’t know how else you interpret this quote from Josh Duhamel to mean anything but he also had sex with Megan… Read more
Good news, fans of political satire! Stephen Colbert has successfully appealed to the FEC to file his Super PAC, which means he can now mock the broken campaign finance system that makes it impossible for anyone but the insanely rich to run for… Read more
Or, more specifically, the White Devil. REPORTED for racism. TMZ just broke the story that some lame ass group called SwagSec who thinks they can “take back the internet” by posting rambling incoherent shit on a crackhead’s website hacked Amy… Read more
Someone better scoop out that Maple Fetus and make room for THE BEEF. Despite literally risking life and limb for a ride on the Christ Coaster, Selena Gomez apparently goes goo-goo eyed for Shia LaBeouf and doesn’t care who… Read more
This foreign born actress who people either seem to love or hate is probably B- list here, but actually probably closer to A in her own country. Anyway, she has a new boyfriend and he thinks he is the only one in her life. He is a bit paranoid and… Read more
I’ll give you a hint: LINDSAY LOHAN LINDSAY LOHAN LINDSAY LOHAN LINDSAY LOHAN LINDSAY LOHAN. Give up? IT WAS LINDSAY LOHAN. Literally hours after being released from the dreaded confines of her own unmonitored home, Lindsay swore up and down… Read more
Keeping It Klassy
Jun 30
There’s not a lot of meat to this piece (the post or Tara) but I never pass up a chance to point and laugh at the sober and refined lady Tara Reid. Mostly because I’m JELLIZ of her many fans and glamorous, elegant, not bag-ladyesque-at-all… Read more
Miley posting pictures of her nipple on twitter is far more interesting than some Jonathan Rhyn Meyers rich, spoiled, annoying, privileged actor who has work in a show called the Tudors “attempting suicide”….the whole… Read more
I don’t know who Elsa Hosk is….But a little research tells me that she’s a model and she’s naked for fashion and that’s all I really need to know…because a bitch willing to get naked for the sake of personal… Read more
“You can’t even fit them in one picture! Assholes, right?” In a disturbingly frank interview, Octomom Nadya Suleman single-uterusly manages to make it public record that she “hates” every single one of… Read more
The title sounds gayer than it is! I’m not talking his man pussy….I’m talking the pussy he fucks… Her name is Florence Brudenell-Bruce, I want to have sex with her. I’ve never heard of her before buy apparently she is… Read more
Posted by Photo Boy – Gwyneth Paltrow believes waterboarding relieves stress. – But nobody really cares what crap falls out of her mouth when she’s wearing this. – RuPaul to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps: “Seriously, you… Read more
This is the first time I’m doing a post on this model named Kerri Lee Miller. I don’t even know what magazine this is or when it is from…I just know that despite looking like a tall skinny boy/lesbian, she’s still showing… Read more
I always hated Nicky Hilton….even more than I hated Paris Hilton…because Paris Hilton tried to make a mockery of herself and in doing that was semi interesting…you know releasing sex tapes, partying, portraying herself as the… Read more
