Archive for February, 2011

Willow Smith is a ’21st Century Girl’!

Here’s the brand new single from Willow Smith called 21st Century Girl – and is the follow-up to her highly addictive first single, Whip My Hair. Girlfriend is only ten-years-old but has such a neat sense of style, and even though she… Read more

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"Teen Mom" Red Carpet (PHOTO) Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley Show Off

Teen Mom train wreck Amber Portwood and her on-again-off-again boyfriend Gary Shirley have landed themselves in the news again, only this time it’s not for domestic violence – it’s for walking the red… Read more

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"Teen Mom" Red Carpet (PHOTO) Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley Pose

Teen Mom train wreck Amber Portwood and her on-again-off-again boyfriend Gary Shirley have landed themselves in the news again, only this time it’s not for domestic violence – it’s for walking the red… Read more

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‘Glee’ Teacher Matthew Morrison First Single (LISTEN!) Outdoor Sex Song…Really?

Matthew Morrison, 33, has debuted his first single called ‘Summer Rain,’ but don’t let the name fool you – the ‘Glee’ teacher’s song is about outdoor sex…. Read more

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And Then There Was Michelle Rodriguez

I was wondering why Natalie Portman thanked Michelle Rodriguez* in her never-ending acceptance speech of never-ending thank yous last night, but now I know why. Natalie’s unborn baby is the reincarnation of Nostradamus and told her that Michelle… Read more

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The passing of a legend … Jane Russell

It is a sad day in Hollywood proceeding the Oscars with the news just in of Jane Russell’s death at age 89 of respiratory failure at her home in Santa Maria, CA. The actress is best known for her work in 1953′s Gentleman Prefer Blondes… Read more

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Some Academy Award Shit of the Day

I was live tweeting the Oscars last night, and wasn’t gonna bother posting pics from the shit to boycot them not inviting me, but then I realized I should thank them for not inviting me, cuz the whole thing fucking sucked…bored me,… Read more

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Abram Boise Isn’t Full Of Shit Anymore

If you’re about to get into a bowl of Pintos ‘N Cheese or a bean enchilada, you better just back it up and stay far away from this post until you let out your last digestive burp. Okay, now that we’ve gotten that shit out of the way, here’s some… Read more

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Angela Simmons in her Bikini od the Day

Here’s Angela Simmons, who you may know as Rev. Run’s daughter, who is out proving just how spiritual and of god her family is, by wearing the skimpiest bikini her black ass could squeeze into….you know cuz Rev. Run is full of… Read more

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Farewell, Jane Russell

Jane Russell, one of the last jewels of Old Hollywood, died at her home in Santa Maria, CA today and is now ogling at the biceps on angels up in heaven. Jane’s daughter-in-law tells Reuters that she died of respiratory problems. Jane was 89 years… Read more

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John Galliano Loves Hitler of the Day

I don’t know about this Galliano guy, but last I checked Hilter killed off all the faggots too. My theory is that he’s just drunk and trying to be shocking wih a couple cunts he has no patience for, and that he’s not anti-jew,… Read more

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JWOWW’s Turns 25 – Her Fake Tits Turn 5 of the Day

I could be a few years off on her titty age, you see I didn’t read her best selling book, despite her inability to write her name, so the fake tit coulda been bought to give her purpose and to make the boys like her pretty much anytime after… Read more

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Cutie Darren Criss celebrates turning 24!

Here’s the super talented and totally cute (and straight) Darren Criss celebrating his 24th birthday this past weekend in Las Vegas! I still can’t get enough of his adorable character Blaine on Glee (I’m dying for him to finally… Read more

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Black Reporter Protects a Nazi of the Day

Here’s some hero reporter kicking himself in the ass for helping some white dude getting bead down hard by some black dudes…when he shoulda stuck with his brothers…instead of with the white man he is so hard trying to conform… Read more

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Nick Gruber Is Still Living The Life

Wearing a thick layer of stearic acid to protect his skin from melting into a puddle on the sand, Calvin Klein dragged his body through the beach in Miami yesterday with his former porn star piece Nick Gruber at his side. They look like the… Read more

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Video Fix: What The Buck?! Oscar recap!

Hey! Please subscribe to my buddy Michael Buckley‘s totally hilarious and quite popular What The Buck?! show on YouTube, now in glorious HD! PopBytes over and out … xoxo! Full 2011 Oscar recap … it’s like watching the Oscars… Read more

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Taylor Momsen Fucks for Satan of the Day

If I had a daughter…I’d make her watch every single Taylor Momsen concert video to teach her how to act…I’d be like “see that, that’s how girls who like making money act”….cuz if I had a… Read more

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Nelly Furtado is donating her Qaddafi money!

So by now you’ve probably heard about some of the celebrities who’ve performed for Libyan dictator Muammar Qaddafi, aka The Crazy Cape Guy Who Kills His Own People. Celebrities who’ve performed for him in return for millions of… Read more

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Truth, Justice and Sexual Harassment

 Via Nerdist, here’s an awesome rendering of Don Draper himself Jon Hamm as Superman which I’m posting entirely because I’m a huge fucking dork and it’s my birthday. On that note, don’t be surprised if… Read more

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Charlie Sheen’s publicist can’t quit, he’s fired!

Earlier today, Charlie Sheen‘s publicist, Stan Rosenfield, handed in his letter of resignation, presumably having carved it in the rafter he hanged himself from. Yeah, I guess after a while it must get kind of tiring trying to convince people… Read more

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Charlie Sheen is Amazing of the Day

Charlie Sheen is a genius….I love watching America media try to understand or make sense of him…using their bullshit cliches and obvious questions just makes him that much more genius….If I was famous…I’d be fucking… Read more

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Meital Dohan Israeli Oscar Nominee Cameltoe in Shorts of the Day

I watched the Oscars. Unfortunately. I don’t remember this bitch being there. I’ve never even heard of her. I do appreciate her pre-oscar outfit. I mean who the fuck needs to see people done up like they are going to a beauty pageant,… Read more

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Johansson, Renner Dating? (Photo) Scarlett Is Moving On?

Is Scarlett Johansson dating Jeremy Renner? Oscar rumors are boiling hot that these two could be the latest… Read more

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Jennifer Lawrence Red Oscar Dress (PHOTO) Naked Blue Paint

Jennifer Lawrence looked smokin’ in her sexy red dress on the Oscar red carpet. Reporters and photographers were eager to snap shots and ask… Read more

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Rapper Juvenile Arrested: Busted With Pot, Suspended License

Rapper Juvenile is in trouble with police again after he was arrested on suspicion of drug possession on… Read more

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