I have written about this couple before, but apparently it is getting to the point where some kind of public announcement is coming. I don’t remember how I described them in the past, but one is an openly gay male singer and the other is also male… Read more
Archive for November, 2010
This Was Almost John Mayer
Nov 30
Further proving Katy Perry seeks out man-whores to convert them to Christ, once upon a time during the 2009 VMAs, John Mayer almost came between those Katy and Russell Brand, still making this a semen joke. E! News… Read more
For the first time ever, Dancing with the Stars may have its first ever actual star! I know, right? Anyway, the producers are apparently talking about how they’re angling to bring Lindsay Lohan on as a contestant, because they really need a bigger… Read more
Babosas Del Día
Nov 30
File this under: Paulina Rubio and Alicia Machado make me feel smart, which until now I thought was an impossible task. Shortly after North Korea attacked South Korea, former Miss Universe Alicia Machado asked her Twitter followers to join hands to… Read more
In case you missed it, here’s the delicate teddy bear with the voice of a unicorn angel cracking and choking like Tommy Girl at his wedding on The View this morning. Susan Boyle started to gracefully coo out cloudy musical notes of magic that… Read more
- Kim Kardashian wanted her breasts to stop growing because she’s the Devil. – Johnny Depp has a lot of stuff to say. – Gwyneth Paltrow is now Team Aniston. – Sofia Vergara still has really awesome breasts. – Mila Kunis… Read more
This is the post of the day….maybe even the post of the year…Bette Midler was on The Grham Norton Show. She fell off her chair and flashed the world her ass in a fuckable position…Now, Bette Midler is notoriously ugly and… Read more
I have nothing to say about Ashley Green, other than that I am onto her little scam and I don’t like it. She’s attached herself to a couple of the biggest things in teenage popculture. Twilight and the Jonas brothers and now she… Read more
I have had the unfortunate experience of hanging out with Nicole Richie for a night. It was back in the DJ AM days (RIP, motherfucker), when he invited me to attend a gig he was playing in town before anyone really knew who he was, after the crack… Read more
Because I need to document every single time Jakey Gyllenhaal and his cuddle partner Taylor Swift order coffee, here they are having a cup at Frothy Monkey in Nashville, TN this morning. You know, after spending most of their night reading fairy… Read more
Irina Shayk in GQ Spain
Nov 30
For those of you foolish enough to read the words down here, this is Russian model Irina Shayk posing for the December issue of GQ Spain. She’s also the girlfriend of Spanish soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo despite the fact… Read more
There was an event and I wasn’t invited…but this pussy was…. Leighton Meester was there because I guess she wasn’t preoccupied visiting her mom in prison. You know the women who taught her the importance of sucking dick to… Read more
$2 Million Fantasy Bra, Katy Perry, Akon (VIDEO) 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Tonight!
Nov 30
The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (VIDEO) is back tonight on the CBS Television Network starting at 10:00 p.m…. Read more
R&B star Faith Evans fears police will never solve her former husband Notorious B.I.G.’s murder mystery, because they’ve struggled to make any progress in the 13 years since his… Read more
Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle is determined to play herself in a new musical – to prevent producers casting a lookalike in the… Read more
Based on Eva Mendes career, she’s got no business attending events in clothes. See her like this is as frustrating as when I run into strippers I have had lap dances from in the grocery store wearing ill fitting sweat suits. It’s like… Read more
I like hot bodied, retired 40 year old models who have a dozen black babies like they live in an Africam tribal village all because they are German and have real weird shit fetishes… That is not to say black men or black babies are shit, you… Read more
Captain Jack Sparrow is gay!
Nov 30
In an interview with Vanity Fair, Johnny Depp talked about how Disney executives were less than thrilled with the fact that he played his character in Pirates of the Carribean as a gay guy, because clearly there’s nothing gay about a handsome,… Read more
Despite the fact she angled her “Sober Shine Award” just so they’d see it this morning, Lindsay Lohan is demanding her lawyer file a restraining order against every single paparazzi after they cost her her driving… Read more
Here are some really hot pics of Tori Spelling for all you idiots who jerked off to her wonky teenage implants her daddy bought her out of guilt for giving her that face and neglecting her while cheating on her mom with the cast of all his… Read more
Here is some broken down Lohan showing off her leg on her way to rehab or therapy or whatever the fuck she’s doing to better herself and make her feel like she’s on her way to being a well-rounded person because I still believe in her… Read more
Afternoon Crumbs
Nov 30
Blair Waldorf or Johnny Depp and Alicia Silverstone’s sharp dressed secret love child? – Lainey Gossip The Kardashian kunts’ kredit kard is kaput – The Superficial Add this to the “Jessica Simpson’s womb is otherwise occupied by a fetus” rumors -… Read more
