• A Seriously Random List: The six most annoying laughs on the face of the planet! Pajiba • Britney Spears’ dad’s babysitting duty isn’t going to be over any time soon! Evil Beet • Does anyone else think Janet Jackson’s boyfriend… Read more
Archive for September, 2010
This is not safe for anywhere….seriously…this is a warning….I didn’t want to post this on the site, but figured since I can’t land advertisers anyway, I shouldn’t be shy about sharing the things I do in my spare… Read more
Kaley Cuoco revealed to CBS Watch! Magazine that she dated co-star Johnny Galecki for two years. The couple dated in secrecy while filming the show ‘The Big Bang… Read more
Justin Timberlake gave late night U.S. TV viewers a treat on Wednesday when he joined funnyman Jimmy Fallon for a surprise… Read more
<b><a class=L href="http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212325334.shtml">Celeb Mix: Julia Roberts Adopt India Child, Kaley Cuoco Johnny Galecki Secret, Greg Giraldo NY Memorial</a></b><br>We… Read more
† FROM DJ PAUL V.This week’s mash has been out for a bit, but I betcha haven’t heard it yet. I dropped it at my club gig in San Francisco last weekend, and the crowd went crazy! I’ve bemoaned the fact that there’s been very few good… Read more
Julia Roberts, 42, is trying to extend her family with a 4th child. There is talk that she is looking to adopt a child from… Read more
It’s been a couple weeks since Lady Gaga wore something wild and/or crazy, so last night she wore a dress made of hair. Meh. I mean yeah, it’s kinda crazy, but it’s not that crazy, is it? I mean, on a scale from one to insane, this probably ranks at… Read more
Heidi Klum finally quit Victoria’s Secret after 13 years, probably because she’s in her 40s, has a mom of 6 body, has too much money in the bank, has done her run and is in a position to break the “Victoria’s Secret… Read more
Ashley Greene is one of those cock teasing cunts who dresses down in her everyday life except when she hits the gym and sluts it up in the tightest clothes because she can. All her fans are already sold on her and the cult she is part of that they… Read more
Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff loading the car, which is probably a nice change of pace from loading her husbands ass with various household objects….. I don’t know if Hilary Duff still counts as a celeb you want to fuck, you… Read more
Taylor swift is not hot, if anything she’s fucking boring, but for some reason people want to fuck her, at that reason is the assumption she’s a virgin and has a vagina…but I think that’s all marketing…there’s no… Read more
Eliza Dushku is this tiny body, that I assume has a huge vagina cuz she gets fucked by basketball player Rick Fox, but that’s assuming that he lives up to black stereotypes and isn’t the guy they laugh at between games….but… Read more
Miranda Kerr is pregnant….and that’s the end of that…and by that I mean her. RIP… Read more
stepNEWS of the Day
Sep 30
Hey Hater. Here’s your favorite segment on the site…that I post for no reason other than to annoy you by educating you on like-minded retards to retarded things that landed them on the internet, local news, and in some cases… Read more
Betty Ford is currently the place where Lindsay Lohan is trying to kill her nostril’s hunger for the bad shit dust and her throat’s craving for orange Creamsicle pills, but her ex-father tells UsWeekly that she’s wasting her time and money. The… Read more
Diva Beyonce Knowles crashed a block party in West Orange, N.J. with some sexy moves. The party took place… Read more
We have the hottest in DWTS mixed news right here. Michael Bolton has been eliminated from ‘Dancing With The Stars.’ Laila Ali is pregnant again. Palin… Read more
On the left we have Tom Hardy making those arm veins bulge like Kirstie Alley’s colon after feeding time while carrying grocery bags home in Vancouver. And on the right we have Ryan Gosling eating the fuck out of an apple on the set of his movie in… Read more
As you may know, Ashley Greene and I have been having a little fling in my mind for many months now. At times, it’s gotten quite intense. Like 9 1/2 Weeks type stuff. Oh, yeah, we do some… Read more
- Paris Hilton and her boyfriend ran over a pap last night because, haven’t you heard? It’s “Celebrity Do Whatever The Fuck You Want Month.” – Tony Curtis, RIP. – Snooki is writing a book. Somewhere, even… Read more
Hard Bodies
Sep 30
AnnaLynne McCord makes best bikini bodies of the year. (Celebuzz) Love me some awkward family moments. (CollegeHumor) Paris Hilton on a paparazzi maiming rampage. (Mail.com) Coyote very ugly. (Break) Lindsay Lohan prison shower soap assaults may be… Read more
I’m sure this must come as some sort of huge shock to all of you, but someone has come forward to say that The Situation has a tiny penis. No way, the guy who feels the need to constantly show off his four abs and give himself a ridiculous nickname… Read more
Afternoon Crumbs
Sep 30
The glorious mess that is Paz de la Huerta flashes her chocha bush in Purple – Celebslam Heidi Klum quit Victoria’s Secret, which means they’re going to need another Angel, which means it’s finally Phoebe Price’s chance! – The Superficial The… Read more