hey hey! is everyone pumped for the grammy awards tonight? mainly i’m excited to see the performances but i’m super bummed the festivities won’t be airing live here on the west coast – i know there are internet feeds out there but it’s just not the… Read more
Archive for January, 2010
You know that time (just pretend you do) Brit Brit was halfway home from Costco when she realized she forgot something important in the parking lot? No, not her box of beef and cheese Slim Jims. Brit Brit would never forget that. I’m talking about… Read more
Where’s Blanket?
Jan 31
Here’s Prince Michael Jr. and Paris Jackson accepting their late father’s lifetime achievement award at the Grammy Awards tonight. To answer my own question above, I think Blanket couldn’t make it because he was meeting with the lawyers to… Read more
The Queen And The CaCa
Jan 31
At tonight’s Grammy Awards, Lady CaCa tucked her peen, squeezed her nalgas and welcomed us into something called The Fame Factory (which is also what OctoMom calls her uterus). Yeah, she calls it The Fame Factory, but bitch needs more people…. Read more
At Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party last night, RiRi’s dress took me to so many places. It took me to Candy Spelling’s gift wrapping room, because homehead looked like she just had a totally messy orgy with a bunch of tissue paper. RiRi’s dress also… Read more
Michael Jackson’s father will have to wait until May (10) to learn whether he can pursue a petition for a monthly allowance from his late son’s… Read more
The second installment of Bluewater Productions new comic book line features both Robert Pattinson, and in the future, Lady… Read more
This rumor about Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend breaking up really makes me want to poke a hole through an apple (NOT LIKE THAT), top it with the good shit and puff puff puff away. Actually, I’d probably want to do that even if I didn’t read… Read more
Brangie Went Out Last Night
Jan 31
Before we begin, this is obligatory: Ctl + Alt + DeleteTheGoatBeardAlreadyBrad At last night’s Directors Guild Awards in Los Angeles, Billy Goat Brad came out of his cave to introduce his Inglourious Basterds director Quentin Tarantino, and St…. Read more
We weren’t super thrilled about “Obsessed,” but it did leave us wondering about what life would be like if Ali Larter started stalking us. We decided life would be pretty sweet. Anyway, in real life, Ali is married, and probably wouldn’t develop an… Read more
Oh, Rip
Jan 31
Underneath the black crust that covers my heart lives a soft spot that is reserved for old ass drunkity drunk drunks only. I don’t know why that is. Probably because they are usually the only ones who talk to me at bars. So because of this, my soul… Read more
Dolce & Gabbana’s Spring 2010 collection featured lovely lace and beautifully embellished sheer dresses draped over black leotards. The overall look was femme-fatale, but unfortunately Brit chose the most boring cover-up option, leaving out the… Read more
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jan 31
Debbie Deb was a Hot Slut back in the earlier days of Dlisted in 2005, but I felt she deserved an encore appearance in honor of Grammy Day! Debbie Deb was never nominated for a Grammy, but if it was up to me the dashboard of her ’83 Lincoln… Read more
Birthday Sluts
Jan 31
Justin Timberlake (29) Tiffany Limos (30) Kerry Washington (33) Kate Shindle (33) Portia de Rossi (37) Patricia Velasquez (39) Minnie Driver (40) Kelly Lynch (51) Anthony LaPaglia (51) Johnny Rotten (54) Jessica Walter (69) Philip Glass (73) Carol… Read more
Katy admitted that she was tipped off to her upcoming engagement by… Google. She said she often Googles her name to see what people are writing about her and saw the news that Brand had been engagement ring… Read more
The 62-year-old U.S. veteran general has caused a storm of remixes, t-shirts, and other products from his few minutes of worldwide fame on American… Read more
A top official at the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (peta) has slammed controversial rapper Kanye West as a "pathetic idiot" for donning a fur… Read more
Michael Jackson’s father will have to wait until May (10) to learn whether he can pursue a petition for a monthly allowance from his late son’s… Read more
Taylor Swift has shattered Britney Spears’ first-week download record after fans raced to get hold of her new single Today Was A… Read more
The second installment of Bluewater Productions new comic book line features both Robert Pattison, and in the future, Lady… Read more
Despite her own fame these days, and a growing number of celebrity “Jersey Shore” fans, Snooki is a bit nervous about adding “entertainment reporter” to her resume. “Well, IÂ’ve walked… Read more
hey y’all! who else loves cutie jared leto and his intense blue-eyed stare as much as i do?! i’ve loved him since the day i first laid eyes on him when he played ‘jordan catalano’ on the short-lived but awesome 94-95 series my so-called life!… Read more
Just as we began to hold our breath we found out that there truly is a sex tape of Rielle Hunter and John Edwards. Hunter has gotten a temporary restraining…… Read more
Actress Taylor Momsen has been caught smoking in New York. The 16-year-old actress had a photo taken of her walking through New York… Read more
