Archive for December, 2009

Russell Brand Katy Perry Engaged ~ 3.5 Mil For Lovenest

Comedian Russell Brand has fuelled reports he’s ready to settle down with girlfriend Katy Perry after splashing out $3.52 million (£2.2 million) on a new Los Angeles… Read more

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Happy New Year!

Can you believe the decade is already over? It seems like it was just yesterday that we were all boozing, bonging and blowjobbing in 2000. And now we’re going to be boozing, bonging and blowjobbing in 2010! CRAZY! Time flies when you’re a drunken… Read more

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The Song Of The Decade

It’s still not 2010 for some of us, so it’s not too late to name this as the SONG OF THE DECADE! Shit, this might be the anthem of all our lives! It’s the hatetress of hate Megan Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church (those “God Hates Fags”… Read more

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New Year’s Eve Crumbs

Cruella de Stone KILLED A MUPPET!!!!!! – Socialite Life Simon Cowell is the Titty King of Barbados – Popsugar Fishy barf – Lainey Gossip Whore pit viper – Hollywood Tuna This is our future, Part 3,224,556 (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather Wino… Read more

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video fix: blame it on the pop 2009!

hey hey! once again the oh so talented DJ earworm took on a bunch of this past year’s hits and has mashed them into one super delicious track and music video – it’s united state of pop 2009: blame it on the pop (check out last year’s mega mash!)… Read more

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Russell Brand Katy Perry Engaged; L.A. Lovenest Purchased

Comedian Russell Brand has fuelled reports he’s ready to settle down with girlfriend Katy Perry after splashing out $3.52 million (£2.2 million) on a new Los Angeles… Read more

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pop nosh: my eyes are burning!

» oh vomit: the lady gaga and perez hilton edition! litely salted « » cutie james mcavoy could be the next ‘james bond’! lainey gossip « » rosie o’donnell’s new piece has a child army of her very own! dlisted… Read more

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…..The Fuck?

I didn’t know Twiki from Buck Rogers was doing vocal for Flavor Flav. That’s the only reasonable explanation for why Foofy Foo’s new single “I’ll Never Let You Go (An Ode to Auto-Tune)” sounds like a robot with Tourettes singing into a… Read more

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Nude In The New Year: Chloe Sevigny

Yes, we know these nude photos of Chloe Sevigny aren’t actually new or anything (they’re almost four years old, by our count)—but who are we to resist the allure of Chloe Sevigny naked? As we head into the brave new world of 2010, let’s take… Read more

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Egotastic! Year in Review – Best of 2009

Another year has come and gone, though this one marks the start of a whole new decade, and nearly a half decade for Egotastic! With that in mind, and because I don’t want the last post of 2009… Read more

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Simon Cowell To Create Cartoon Series?

Simon Cowell, the music mogul – who earned an estimated $75 million last year – is a big fan of animated show ‘The Simpsons’ but admits he is jealous of its worldwide… Read more

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‘Torso Bearing’ Orlando Bloom Shocks Diners In Las Vegas Restaurant

Orlando Bloom, the ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ actor was dining at upmarket Italian eatery Lavo with his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr, actress Rosario Dawson and other friends when a fellow diner accidentally spilled a drink all over his expensive… Read more

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Chris Robinson, Allison Bridges Welcome Baby Girl Cheyenne Genevieve

The Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson and wife Allison Bridges welcomed a baby girl on Saturday (26.12.09) and both mother and daughter are doing… Read more

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Sienna Miller Holiday Ultimatum To Jude Law

Sienna Miller only agreed to holiday with Jude Law and his children if he left their nanny at… Read more

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Kevin Jonas’ Cinderella Gift To Danielle Deleasa

Kevin Jonas bought his new wife glass slippers to wear at their wedding so she could feel like… Read more

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Motivation Behind Robert Pattinson ‘Twilight’ Audition

The heartthrob actor – who played vampire Edward Cullen in the hit movie franchise based on the best-selling book by Stephenie Meyer – admits his main motivation to win the role was getting to know the actress, who had already been cast as love… Read more

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The Sugababes Plan ‘Full Blown Assault’ On America In 2010

The British girl group – who have had a difficult year after the last remaining original member Keisha Buchanan left the band in September to be replaced by Jade Ewen – plan to launch a full blown assault on America in… Read more

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Stereophonics Frontman Kelly Jones Talks Paolo Nutini

The Stereophonics frontman has revealed the 22-year-old Scottish star’s second LP ‘Sunny Side Up’ was his favourite record of the past 12 months and he regularly played it at his… Read more

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Channing Tatum To Make Women Proposition Documentary?

Channing Tatum, the ‘Fighting’ actor – who married long-term girlfriend Jenna Dewan earlier this year – is interested to see if his fame has an impact on how attractive he is to the opposite… Read more

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Walt Disney Grandson Patrick Disney Miller Faces Gun Charges

Walt Disney’s grandson has dealt the famous family another end-of-year blow following an arrest for possession of a firearm and… Read more

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Lady Gaga & Susan Boyle: Hopes For Future Endeavors?

The ‘Bad Romance’ singer is astonished by the success of the Scottish star – who became a worldwide sensation after appearing on UK reality TV talent show ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ – and hopes they can collaborate on a… Read more

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Open Post: Hosted By Monkeys Trying To Eat Jell-O

When the monkeys at the Bronx zoo were presented with a mound of Jell-O with blueberries in it, they didn’t know whether to attack it or make out with it. Hell, all of us should approach Jell-O with the same kind of caution, because who knows… Read more

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mashup of the week, year and decade!

† FROM DJ PAUL V.Well, here we are – mashing it up on the last day of 2009. Not only do you get this brand new mashup (which is literally hot off the presses) but you get my picks for the best of the year, the best of the entire decade, and… Read more

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Snooki Tells All Her Haters To Fuck Off

Jersey Shore’s Snookikins, the gorgeous dingle John Waters farted up one night after a manicotti dinner, has a way with words the same way she has a way with pickles. The Pickle Whisperer gave an eloquent statement when asked how she feels about… Read more

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Rosie O’s New Piece Has A Child Army Of Her Very Own

The ladyfriend Rosie O’Donnell was spotted holding hands with the other day is her new bagina bumpin’ lover. And the woman sounds like even St. Angie bows down before her halo. That was served without any sarcasm. Not a drop. I know, mark this day… Read more

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